About

If there is one thing you should know about me, it's probably that if you're human, I probably hate you.

So yeah, I'm DrasBrisingr. You can call me pretty much anything except my given name, because then I might have to rip out your larynx. Nothing personal, just a general rule of mine. I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, building random s**t for no apparent reason, getting my a** kicked at my sorry attemps at CSS, kicking a** at Soul Calibur II, among other things. That was in no way insinuating that I kick a** at multiple things. Or was it...?

Other than that, I don't really do much. I go to school, teach Spanish to old people, and every once in a while go out to terrorize my town. Right now I'm swamped with school and college applications, and getting hell from the Mother and Father Dearests about each, respectively. Yep. That about sums it up about me. If you have any questions, grab a number and go stand in line. I'll even give you some priority. You can take your place between mysef, and that guy from the coffeeshop who wears a lepoard tail and laughs aloud when he reads comics.

And now, because I have nothing better to do...it's time for...

9 things you may not know about DrasBrisingr!

1. Her favorite word is "iconoclast" but her favorite random word/acronym is "AIDS".
2. She enjoys referring to herself in the third person, but hates when others do it.
3. She dislikes most forms of physical contact, unless it involves violence.
4. She has a weird-a** sense of smell, and hates the smell of many people.
5. She currently wears a hose clamp on her left thumb.
6. She is not a man.
7. She's in the process of plotting against the UNC admissions department for ******** with her transcript. The bastards.
8. She knows what Kris keeps in her kitchen cabinets.
9. She does not like even numbers, the number 129, or oatmeal.


Friends

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Journal

Through the Walls

Ok, another project that will probably never be finished. But since I live on a hall surrounded by frat boys and sorority girls, I feel it's appropriate to record the various snippets I hear through the walls from time to time.


Comments

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stupidkid23

Report | 04/14/2011 9:46 pm

stupidkid23

Absurdism.
Subrosian

Report | 05/06/2009 4:31 pm

Subrosian

An Uneven Comment Count for an Uneven Year.
Blind Guardian the 2nd

Report | 06/19/2008 5:04 am

Blind Guardian the 2nd

If you become even more like me, can you dress as me so I can scare old people in shopping malls with what will be a clone?
Subrosian

Report | 06/10/2008 8:21 pm

Subrosian

/uneven
pishya

Report | 04/02/2008 9:15 pm

pishya

Good day. I used to speak with you here on gaia as a friend. My name was formerly Woostershire sauce. Add me if you remember.
josiv

Report | 01/13/2008 8:37 am

josiv

I actually did it before the whole friend thing.



But anyway, here is your uneven comment count.
josiv

Report | 01/12/2008 6:43 pm

josiv

AJ BACK IN THE SWING TO EVEN IT ALL UP AGAIN.
Subrosian

Report | 10/13/2007 8:41 pm

Subrosian

Oho, I've been waiting for this moment. Un-evening your comment count once again!
Dart_Ultima8

Report | 10/11/2007 7:57 pm

Dart_Ultima8

hey what goes on with you
gamemaniac

Report | 06/16/2007 6:53 am

gamemaniac

Long time no talking, but I'm commenting you!