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quote of the year..

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here goes...

Time for MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

And since Im chinese..Ill give ebwyone a lesson><

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man... ... Dum f**

5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8 ) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

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YOU ARE HERE...therefore do not try to think that you're in my mansion or resort..I aint inviting you in!!

I am insane..so per se you cant complain cuz I already warned you...

I am also 15..and very very very ..~..___...~..

and thats all you need to know about little angelic me!!n >///<

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dr-rhino Report | 08/30/2011 6:28 pm: Lol I didn't say cool. I said kool. But I am sometimes jealous of girls. You know when it comes to masturbating....
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dr-rhino Report | 06/26/2011 4:33 pm: Oh so you are a female. Kool. So how is it that I got the honor of receiving this hi?
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