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Report | 09/20/2009 9:30 pm

johndb

XD That Sounds Awesome! XD Okay Then, I'll Talk TO You Tomorrow. XD

Report | 09/20/2009 6:11 pm

johndb

I Have Shamed You. sad So I Thought I Could Make It Up To You By... Buying You Flowers! MAN EATING FLOWERS! biggrin

Damn Disney Screwing Up Everything! *Shakes Fist Angrily* How Dare They Make Another Mighty Ducks Movie! You Would Think That They Would Learn There Lesson From The First 3 Crappy Movies, Then The Crappy TV Show. Its A Shame. *Shakes Head In Shame* sad XD

*Eyes Widen, My Mouth Drops And I Just Stare And Point* JESSIE!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!! ... Be So Clumsy? biggrin *Picks Up Magazine Without Looking At It* There You Are, Now Be Careful, I Just Cleaned This Floor. biggrin

I Heard Batman Gets Drunk Before He Fights Crime. biggrin

Uh, What The... *Tries To Get Untied* What Happened? Where Are We! Jessie? Jessie! Wake Up! *Cries Loudly And Irritatingly*

Yes, That Is 100% True My Friend... But I'm Going TO Tell You A Secret About Him... Come Closer... *Whispers In Ear* Apparently Chuck Norris Can Eat Just One Lays Potato Chip... But You Didn't Get It From Me *Nods And Winks*. <<

I Heard It Goes To An Alternate Dimension And Gets Eaten By A Really Big Cat! biggrin
I Hate When Things Like That Happens, When Zombies Attack The Human Race And Theres No Time To Make A Tree Fort In Order To Survive. What Is This World Coming To? *Shakes Head*

How Can It Possible Be Bad? biggrin XD

I Know What You Mean! I Use To Have Nightmare's All The Time. XD
That Mask Was AWESOME!!!!!!!!

You Mean That You've Never Done It With A Gorilla! You Don't Know What Your Missing! biggrin XD
Sporadic? A Word? Hmm... I Think It Mean, "A Flying Dead Cat" *Nods*.

Well What If The Cat And Zombies Join An Alliance And Help To Destroy Your Town? O.O *GASP!*

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Umm... Hey, Stay With Me Here. *Shakes*

XD I See That, You Know Thats A Talent. I Wish I Could Do That, But I Can Constantly Talk... So Its Balanced In Some Way. XD

Then That Friend Of Yours Has No Idea The Joy About Being Killed By Elderly People. XD

OMG!!! I'll Save You Jessie! *Gets Axe And Cuts Horses Stomach Open* Jessie! Take My Hand! I'll Pull You Out! *Sticks Hand Inside Horses Stomach*

XD Stupid Fish! To Bad They Don't Make Good Fish Sticks. *Shakes Head* XD
LOL! Lucky. XD I Can't Wait For Three Days Grace's New Album On Tuesday! Its GOing TO Be Awesome!
XD SAME HERE! I Love Sonic The Hedgehog 2! Its My Favorite SOnic Game! XD

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>> Heres My Chance! *Jumps Out Window* XD

I'm Still Not At 10,000 Yet. lol!

Report | 08/26/2009 11:09 pm

johndb

I'm Sorry To *Puts Head Down In Shame* sad

THATS AN AWESOME IDEA!! No One Ever Made A Comedy Zombie Show! You Should Write It, And Sell It To Fox! Fox Will By Anything! XD

Is That True Jesse *Sniff* Are You Still My Innocent Little Guy? *Tears Of Joy Falls Down My Cheek*

I Don't know, What If It Did? That Would Be Awesome! Its Like As If Superman Took Steroids To Become Superman! XD

Oh My God! Jesse Is In Trouble!*Goes Down To The Pier* Hey! STOP YOU FIENDS!
Salesman: Fiend? Is That What We Are? DEAR GOD YOUR RIGHT! What Have We Become... I'm So So Sorry, Here, Take Your Friend, And Have These Cookies For The Trouble We Caused You.
Me: Shhhhhh... You Had Me At Cookies.
*Hugs Salesman*
Me: Jesse, Wake Up!

He Is A Very Bad Actor, But He Fights Like An Angel! XD

Yes I Can! I'm Just That Awesome!
A Tree Fort Would Be Perfect! How Could They Get Up! They Can't Climb! Thats Genius! biggrin

LOL!!! OMG! THATS AWESOME!!! XD I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT!! XD I Swear They Should Put Hidden Cameras Inside Mental Institutions And Make A T.V Show Based On That! XD IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY! XD

THE KIDS MUST KNOW! biggrin
Totally Do That! I Would Love To See That Mask! XD

Well I Would Stare In Awe... But If I Had To Go To The Washroom I Would Go There... Because I Would Feel Safe. *Nods* XD
LOL!!! It Sounds Like A Perfect Idea For A Porno! It Will Begin With You Running To Her House, Then You Kick Down The Door And Your All Sweaty, Then Out Of Now Where You Will Be Holding A Pizza, And Then You Will Say "Wheres The Leak Ma'am?" Then You Will Somehow Have Replaced The Pizza With A Wrench, Then She Will Come Out Of Now Where... Then A Big Huge Gorilla Will Be There Too... And Then Thats When It Gets All Dirty. I Love That Idea! biggrin It Would Be Called "The Pizza Handyman: Gorilla And Chick"! *Nods* I Love It! XD
*Tears Of Joy* It Was Beautiful! crying

You Should Collect A Bunch Of Kittens, Then Train Them All How To Fight Each Other! That Would Be Awesome! XD

Holy Crap! Shouldn't We Take You To A Hospital?

It Would Be Much Easier! You Should Suggest That!

LOL!!! Killed By Elderly People... Now Thats The Way To Go. XD

Now Horse, That Wasn't Very Nice, Apologize To Him!
Horse: NAY! He Can Go **** Himself!

HURRAY!!! My Cuttle Fish Gave Me Cuttle Phones Which Are Headphones Because I Starved Him To Death! biggrin

LOL! My Mom Never Buys Me Anything, Maybe Its Because I Don't Live With Her. XD
Thats A Nice Obsession! Sadly I Don't Have !!!SONIC!!! One. XD

I've Loved Music My Entire Life, Except For Yesterday... I'm Not Making It UP!!!! <_< >_>

Report | 08/26/2009 8:09 pm

johndb

HOLY CRAP!!! I Didn't Even Know! Dude I'm Sorry!
It Is A Work Of Art! Its Like The Scream Hanging ON The Leaning Tower Of Pisa! biggrin

Report | 08/17/2009 4:12 pm

johndb

Yeah Sorry It Takes So Long For Me. XD

Tell Me About The Zombie Show Again! I May Or May Not Have Forgotten. XD

Jesse... We Know What You Did. How Could You Hide That Puzzle In There. *Starts Crying* I Thought You Were A Good Boy.

Yeah He Did Smoke Opium... But Many People Did Back Then. Even Though He Isn't Real. XD

Those Bastards Will Pay With There Blood! *Puts On Jesse Mask* Okay! Lets Go!

I Believe I Have That Power... Chuck Norris Told Me In A Dream. biggrin

That Would Be!!!! It Would Be So Fun Talking To Insane People! XD

LOL!!! So Did The Kids Like The Mask? XD

Yeah, They Should Build You A Statue Saying "The Kid With The Horn"! Then When People Drive By They Will Wonder... "WHO THE HELL IS THAT?" XD
Yeah, I Live TO Far From My Friends As Well So I Know What Your Talking About. It Sucks.
Your Right! We Should Teach The World To Be More Poetic When They Talk About Eating A Live Baby Monkeys Heart! *Nods*

How Dare She!!! What A Shame. XD

I Don't Remember A Party... I Just Remember You Just Beating Up Pregnant Ladies And Babies In Strollers. But That Was Awesome! biggrin

Its The Best Secret Story Ever! biggrin

HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT BOOK WAS THAT! XD

OH GOD NO!!!! HORSEY! SPIT OUT HIS HAND NOW!!!!! *Spits Out Hand* Now Say Sorry To Jesse!
Horse: Sorry Jesse... NAY!

LOL!!! Yeah... Damn Real Life Fishes! *Shakes Fist*

I Would Buy CD's... If I Had Money. XD

Report | 08/17/2009 2:18 pm

johndb

LOL!!!! Yeah! I'm Actually Working On The Comment To Send To You, Plus I Have Other Zombies Wanting Attention! XD
And I Love The Sound Of That... Friendly Neighborhood Jesse. XD

Report | 08/11/2009 11:12 pm

johndb

LOL!!!!!! Social? Me? Nah? Stop Being So Silly! biggrin (XD)

Well While He's Gone Lets See What This Magazine Was... OMG!!!! ARTICLES!!!! HURRAY!
Yes... Indeed You Must. *Smokes Pipe* Do You Want A Pipe For Yourself? biggrin

(That Would be Awesome! Thanks! ^_^)
Did You Just Say... Cookies?
*Knocks On Your Door*
Okay! Cookies! I Mean I'm Here! biggrin

DEAR GOD!!!!! NORMAL!!! Stops Saying These Things Jesse! You Can't Be Normal!!! If You Were Normal, What Would Become Of This World!
He Sounds... Nice... O_O
XD The Kids Were Afraid Of You Mask? XD The Nerve Of Them! XD

LOL!!!!! DAMN! That Would Be Awesome Living In A Small Town! XD
You Spoke It Like A True Poet... You've Brought Tears To My Eyes. crying

Let Me See *Looks A Picture Of Your Cat* IT DOES!!!!! AMAZING!! biggrin

*Wakes Up Tied To Chair With Tape On My Nipples* DAMMIT! Why Does This Always Happens!

Yes, The World Is Called "Stop Being A Lazy a** A Write The Damn Story" World! biggrin
LOL!!! That Is A Predicament. XD

LOL!!!! A Perfect Book For A Kid In The 6th Grade! =D
Beautiful! *Cries Tears Of Joy* You Look Amazing
Good Horse... You Trained These Horses Well. =D
LOL!!! Yeah They Do! XD

REALLY! AWESOME!!! I Can't Wait To Download... BUY THAT! XD

Report | 08/09/2009 12:21 pm

johndb

I Must Have Pressed Preview Or Something! XD

Hey... Can I See That Magazine That Your Tried To Hid From Me.
One Day It WIll Happen! And I Totally Agree About The Book Idea! It WOuld Be Perfect! And People Would Be So Amazed At Our Awesomeness That We Will Rule The World! biggrin

(Okay... I Just Have to Say That What You Wrote Here Was Probably One Of The Most Funniest Things I Have Ever Read! XD You Should Make That Into A Story!!! Seriously Dude That Was AWESOME!!!!!!!)
"Hey Jesses... Yeah Joe Is Here! He Wants Me To Tell You, Crap I Forgot, Just One Sec... Okay I'm Back, Sorry About That, He Wanted Me To Tell You To... Go To The Pier. So Whats New? biggrin "

LOL!!! I KNOW! It Would Only Be Fun If You Know Someone Is Watching You Do It! XD
He Sounds Like A Great Teacher! biggrin And Whats Those Kids Problem! RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU!!!! HOW DARE THEY!
And I Will Get On Robbing Presto! biggrin And How Dare Your Father Say That! *Takes Out Machete* We Have To.... Get Rid Of... This Machete! XD
Oh Yeah Thats What I Meant, Now I Feel Stupid. Yes Baby Monkey Meat Is Incredible! Especially If They Were Recently Alive! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Okay!
*Puts Homeless Guys Head On Your Body*
Okay! Finished! How Do You Like It? biggrin

*Cries* This Is The Greatest Day Of My Life!
Police: We Brought You Magical Flying Unicorns Young Masters. biggrin

LOL!!! Yeah, My Stories Never Really Leave My Mind Either... They Live There. :O
Okay! Awesome! And They Same Goes For You! biggrin

LOL!!!! You Read That Book In Grade 6! XD HOLY CRAP! XD

HAHAHAH! Stop It! It Tickles! HAHAHAHA!! Silly Horse Licking My Feet! Okay, Now Lets Get Painted! biggrin
*Takes Paint Brush And Paints Myself Black*
How Do I Look? biggrin
Fishes Need Food? Really? XD

AWESOME!!! NOT ONLY DOES THE USED MAKE KICK a** SONGS... the Lead Singer Kills *****! He's My Hero! biggrin

Report | 08/08/2009 4:36 pm

johndb

What The? I'm Sorry I Thought I Sent It The Reply... Hmm... Damn YOU GAIA! *Shakes Fist*

You May Have Been Able To See Me On MSN... But I Can See You In Person! :O
Yeah Same Here, I Agree 100.8% XD And Yeah Our Comments Are Huge!!!!!! XD

Not Only Is That Amazing... I've Already Mad That Robot... I Call Him Joe! biggrin

That Would Be Awesome!!! We Could Walking In With A Huge Container Of Syrup, The Just Pour It On Our Pizza! And We Could Walk Around Asking Other People If They Want Syrup! XD But Honestly... It Does Sound Pretty Good. XD
Hey... You Sure Can Make That Child Molester Face Really Well. Where Did You Learn How To Do That? biggrin
Yeah They Do! But Your Right About The Money, What We Should Do Is Every Month, We Should Rob Our Favorite Pizza Place. Then They Wont Have Enough Money To Expand! biggrin
Well... If Pizza Pizza Has A Monkey Meat Topping then It Would Be The Best! Mmmmmmmmmm Monkey! razz

Oh... A Homeless Man You Say... Just One Sec.
*Three Minutes Later*
Okay, I Have 5 Homeless Peoples Head... Now You Can Decide Which One You Like More! XD

Okay... But Use This Link For Good Of Humanity........ And Entertainment! biggrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3DmvDJm3ww

*thumbs Up* Hey, Police Man... Can We Have A Big Celebration In Honer Of The New World Leaders... I MEAN NEW WORLD HEROES... *Cough*
Police: OF COURSE!!! EVERYBODY!!! THROW THESE MEN A PARADE!
Everybody: HURRAY!!!!!!!

It Sounds Pretty Awesome! If You Ever Finish It... Send ME A LINK! ^_^
I Know, I Would Have Probably Written 15 Books By Now! biggrin (Yeah The Movie "IT" Was Cheesy, But The Book Is Incredible! LOL!! XD)

Wait!!! PAINT!!! I LOVE IT!!! What If We Paint A Bunch Of Old People A Bunch Of Colors, And Babies! Then We Train The Horses With Goggles To Eat The Multicolored People! biggrin

Yes... Pretty Fishies... biggrin

Report | 08/05/2009 9:29 am

johndb

Hmm... That Child Molester Face Looks Exactly Like... A CHILD MOLESTER! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn You Spam Bots Of Doom! *Shakes Fist* XD

You Know... Maple Syrup Pizza Doesn't Sound Bad. I Bet It Would Taste Good. XD (Make Sure Your Teacher Doesn't Rape Canada! XD)
Your Right! Small Pizza Places Do Make The Best Pizza!
I've Never Been To Pizza Pizza, Because They Don't Have Them Here In Winnipeg Yet, We Were Suppose To Be Getting Them This Summer, But It Never Happened. lol!

NO!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!! YOU FORGOT YOU HAMMER!!!! *Gives You Hammer* Now Have Fun! biggrin

LOL!!! I DO TO!!! Have You Ever Seen The One Where That Guy Was Disturbing The Young Couple? XD I Could Give You A Link To Watch It On Youtube If You Want? XD

AHHH!!! HOLY HELL!!! JESSE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT! Huh? None Of The Bullets Hit You... *Turns Around*
HOLY CRAP! You SHOT THAT WOMAN!
Police: I Had To... She Was Going To Leave With The Spawn Of Satan! We Had To Stop Her! Thank You Boys For Slowing Her Down So We Could Save The World! The World Is In Your Debt!

I Know, But I Try Writing Short Stories... But Then I Always Expand On The Story, Then It Gets Longer... Then I Don't Finish It! AGH!!!! XD

Yes... And The Only Way To Do That Is........... To Make All Horses Wear Goggles! biggrin

No Dude, Its Fine. Like What If You Come Back To Gaia? Then You Wouldn't Have Barely Anything.

Report | 07/30/2009 9:47 pm

johndb

LOL!!!! Thats Fine, I Have Done That To! XD

I Wish I Had Pizza sad I LOVE PIZZA! XD

Oh... Okay! I'm Glad! XD

WHAT!!!! BUT I THOUGHT I WAS ON YOUR SIDE!!!! sad

Alright! I'm Glad Your Okay Now! *Pushes Pregnant Lady* How Dare You Get In My Way! You Should Be Ashamed Lady! >B^[

Awesome! What Would You Write About? biggrin

Any Mom Who Allows The Children To Keep There Horn Is The Best Parent Ever! XD

Nice! XD

Report | 07/26/2009 10:41 pm

johndb

Taco's And Pizza Is My Favorite! ^_^

O_O
Okay, Take Good Care Of Him!
Oh... That Was Spaghetti... Okay... I Was Scared For A Second. XD

Yes, I Am Pleased! biggrin

DEAR GOD!!! Donating To A Charity! Whats Next! Giving A Person Mercy And Not Killing Them! Blasphemy! XD

Okay! But I've Been Busy Writing A Story. lol, So I Wont Be Done For Like Another Week Or So. lol!

Your Mom Sounds Cool Unlike My Mom. sad Can We Trade?

(Thats Okay! XD I Forgive You... This Time... MUWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!)

Report | 07/24/2009 9:08 pm

dunteatcatz

I LOVE TACOS!!! That, and spagetti... are my two favorite foods in all of existance! biggrin

I CAN'T HELP IT! You just left him there wearing nothing but a tatter loin cloth and chains hanging from his hands, I could not help myself :O
And okay, I will feed him everyday biggrin
My specially! I make it myself! Open uuuppp... it's realllyyyy biiiiggg....
That spaggetti was really yummy yes? razz

Well this is what you get when you try to murder your good old dad. Yeah, that's right, you get him killed, I hope you're pleased with yourself! xD

I know... I'm becomeing crazed... I think you need to tie me up someplace before I something really horrible like donating to a charity :O

I will await it with great anticipation biggrin
I have not written a story in quite a while now :O

My mom told me that joke, she tells me about all of the old cool movies and stuff, not my friends xD
I don't know if that is a bad thing though :O

Report | 07/23/2009 10:51 pm

johndb

Your Kidding! How Could The Canadian Government Do That! Don't They Know It Taste Great On Taco's! The Nerve Of Some People! XD

Umm... Urges? Never Mind Your Gay Fantasy With My Scientist! XD I Would Like To Thank You For Bringing Him Back When I Asked... And You My Keep Him. ^_^ But Only If You Feed Him Everyday!

YOU SON OF A BRICK! NOW WE'RE BOTH IN A VACUUM! ARE YOU HAPPY! XD

Stealing Furniture From STORES!!! Now That's Just Low Jesse, You Should Be Ashamed! XD

I WILL FOR SURE!!! ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME! biggrin

LOL!!! It Made Me Laugh My a** Off! XD

Report | 07/21/2009 9:30 pm

johndb

LOL!!!! Wow... Thats Awesome! LOL!!

*Grabs Balls And Falls To The Ground* Come Back Here With My Scientist!!!!!

Oh... Yeah... What The Hell Were We Thinking! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We Are Going To Steal Tables To Make A Bunch Of Table Of Intensive Skin Care For Other Fortress's Like Ours! smile

LOL!!! Okay! I'll Write That Story And Dedicate It To You! LOL!!!

LOL!!!! That Sounds Awesome!!!!!! Thats What We Should Do! :p LOL!!!

Report | 07/20/2009 11:18 pm

johndb

These Are The Questions That Keep Me Up At Night. Its A Shame The Survival And Music Don't Form And Alliance.

NO! I MUST HAVE THE BAG! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Okay! I'll Do IT! *Gets Stuck* CRAP!!!! Try To Pull Me Inside!

Don't Worry We All Have Our Bad Days. smile

Same Here, Sonic Is My Hero. He Saved Me From Doing Drugs.... Long Story, But To Make It Short I'll Just Say Keywords... "Cat, Mexican, Ice Cream, Prostitute, Halo, Guitar, And A Stick". XD (I Have No Idea What The Hell The Story Could Be... But It Sounds Awesome! LOL)

Hmm... Well, We Could Always Just Kidnap People And Force Them To Do Things... Like The FBI Does! biggrin

Report | 07/19/2009 9:53 pm

johndb

Its Okay... I Haven't Been On All Weekend. lol

That Is Awesome!!!! SO Can You Buy It?

Oh My God! You Have A Bag!!! Can I Have The Bag? You Can Keep The Money.... I Just Want The Bag!!!

*The Ghost Busters Theme Song Is Even Louder* Jesse... I'm Scared. sad

That Could Work! And Don't Forget About Hospitals, And Orphanages! ^_^

LOL!!! Awesome, I Have This Obsession About Sonic The Hedgehog. lol
Dude... Thats A Great IDEA!!!! Seriously They Should Do That!

Report | 07/16/2009 2:29 pm

johndb

You Should Do It! Then If Anything Ever Happens, Me And My Friend Daniel Will Know Where To Meet You! Then, We'll Kick Some Zombie a**!

Yes He Does, His Name Is f** Lover II, His Brother Is f** Lover I.

Umm... Should I Answer The Door?

YOU KNOW WHAT! Thats An Amazing Idea! You Sir Are One Nice Guy! But Where Would We Get All Of Those Tables?

THATS THE BEST PAPER FROG STORY EVER! Well... Actually It Was The First... BUT AWESOME! LOL!!
And Yeah... It Sucks Balls Now, By Balls I Mean Foot Balls! lol

Report | 07/15/2009 10:17 pm

johndb

Why Yes I Did! ^_^

Aww... That Sucks. LOL!!! XD

OF COURSE!!! XD Okay... I'll Tell My Scientist To Make It!

LOL!!! HAHAHA! A Mouse Ghost. Well, At Least I'm Just A Normal Ghost And Nothing Can Kill A Real Ghost! *Ghost Busters Theme Song* CRAP!

I Know... I Feel Pity On Those Fortress Without It. sad

Good Old Paper Frogs... They Are The Only Things That I Believe Can Never Take Over The World. smile
Yes... It Was Ruined Worse Then Pokemon.... Much Much Worse.

Report | 07/14/2009 2:23 pm

johndb

Did You Ever Think Of Tying A Pickle At The End?

WHAT!!!!! HOW DARE HE!!!! Well, We Should Test Out The Bazooka On Him Once We Finish Creating It!

WTH? I'm... I'm A Ghost!!! NO!!!!!

Of Course! What Kind Of Fortress Of Doom Would We Have Without The Table Of Intensive Skin Care?!?!!

LOL!!! XD

Yeah I Was Also Pokemon Obsessed! My Collection Of Pokemon Cards Are Worth Over $1000!!!!
You Have Never Seen A Power Rangers Episode? LOL!!!! It Was Awesome At The Time... Now Its Sad. sad

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