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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
--W. C. Fields
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
--Albert Einstein
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
--Terry Pratchett
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods
are bastards!"
--Terry Pratchett
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
--Terry Pratchett
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
--Terry Pratchett
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
--Emo Philips
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer!"
--Robin Tyler
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