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Hey, I'm Edward Elric. You can just call me Ed. You probably know me better as the hero of the people. That's right... I'm home again, after alot of things which I'd prefer not to say because I might end up going on a guilt trip and Al said next time I did that he'd put me in the courtyard when Riza was doing shooting practice- HEY, I'M THE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST! NOT THE TIN CAN BESIDE ME- Uh, sorry Al, I know you have your body back, but- uh- I HAVE TO GO DO IMPORTANT THINGS NOW!
... AS I WAS SAYING, chances are in a few seconds General Jackass will send me off on some goose chase. But until then, I have to tell you about some of the annoying things in my life. Remember that one guy? The green haired thing? The one that killed me. Yeah, that one. Well, guess what? Guess who's been trying to stick me with a pork knife or whatever he's trying these days? That's right. The stupid palmtree's back. Godarnit. And now some slanty eyed idiot from Xing is waxing on about poetry and the philosophers stone, and all I want to do is take General Jackasses eye patch and shove it into that guys blowhole and see how much that Ting-Ling-whatever person likes the 'gold of the sun' THEN! But you want to know what I found out? THAT'S NOT HUMAN! That's right, he's a f*ckin' HUMUNCULUS!
... Any further update, I'm currently being told, will be called a spoiler. *grumbles*
DISPITE THE FACT THAT I'M NOT EXACTLY MANGA OR ANIME BASED!
... Wait. Wait, a minute! You almost had me acknowledging that...
Oh, you're sneaky.
*shuts up*
... At least Al and his girlfriend are happy.
I miss the good old days when logic ran amok.
[UPDATE]
Well. Some of you might be wondering the same thing I am. 'What the holy flying frick happened to the awesome, tall full metal alchemist', right? Well, let me tell you what happened. Crap happened. One minute, I'm standing in a wharehouse- IT'S ALWAYS A WHAREHOUSE, DAMMIT, WHY CAN'T IT BE A FEILD OF DAMN FLOWERS, AT LEAST- the next, a nice lady in a white coat is telling me as the full metal alchemist, I have to transmute myself into a chimera.
Then, the nice lady in the white coat ended up telling me I'd ALREADY transmuted myself. Half horsie.
Then WHY the frick do I have pointed ears?
Apparently, horses do as well.
God damn it.
I escaped, got a nice cut against the face, found out that my shirt got ripped in the process, and I ended up getting my damned pocket watch poked into my skin when I was trying to transmute a belt.
The good thing is, I've found a safe hide out, and am currently calculating my way out of this.
Godamn it, why a HORSE of all things?
Well, at least I'm tall now.
Not that I wasn't before.
[AN UPDATE THAT ACTUALLY BRINGS GOOD TIDINGS]
FINALLY!
Back in my own body.
My own HUMAN body, thank you.
Have I ever mentioned how shockingly amazing my brother is?
How I couldn't ever do anything without him, and that he is in himself the true prodigy of the family?
Well, there it is.
If you try to quote this back at me later, I'll stuff my automail arm up whatever of you isn't automail.
Yeah.
I'm still not telling how I got back home; that's something I'm taking to the grave. Now, excuse me while I hunt down whatever god damned varmint of a cat went to the bathroom in my research papers.
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