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Hi! I'm Eepelfungle, but you can call me anything from Fungle to... Elf Fungus? (true story!) I'm seventeen going on eighteen this November, and I still don't have my driver's license. A combination of laziness and terror prevents me from attempting to get it... Sigh. Anyways, I'm kooky and imaginative... Not to mention talkative. I have a penchant of going Anne of Green Gables on people's asses. *sweatdrop*
I'm blonde and hazel-eyed, a little on the short side, and a lot on the mad side. When you first meet me, I might seem very quiet. But once I get to know you a little more, I won't shut up. This is in person, of course. Online, I start off wild. I absolutely enjoy reading, writing, and drawing! My favourite books... Gosh, there are too many to pick from, but I must say I like fantasy and stories set in boarding schools and/or the Victorian era. Hmm... My favourite foods are probably pizza - just cheese and pepperoni - and chocolate milk. As for my favourite movie... It would probably be Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Those guys are the best at comedy, in my opinion.
I've never been a very ambitious person, but my goal in life is to publish a novel, and hopefully, become a selling author. My pets? I have Wanda June, the overweight pug, Daisy Fay Buchanon, the highly energetic Boston terrier, and Rainbow, the mischievous tortoiseshell cat.
Anyhoo, more... I love, love, love anime/manga. My favourites range from cutesy things like Fruits Basket and Pita-ten to darker things like Death Note and The Dreaming. I can't draw anime very well (I can't get the hair right), but I have my own little comic series about a slightly deranged girl named Goggle Girl! She thinks she's a superhero, and her cooking skills are... less than superb... Madness is always inevitable when she is near!
Crazy fact about me: When you notice me holding a book - not really looking at it - and muttering to myself, I am quite possible "Imagi-reading." I like the feel of an open book in my hands when I am working on a novel. So, I open a book and pretend I am reading my story from the pages. Also, if you see me cross-eyed and shaking, I am probably plotting a story idea.
Music! Well. Instead of listing what I do like, I shall list what I don't like: country, screamo, and fiddle stuff. xD I'm all about dance, pop, rock, Disney (whee!), and even the occasional metal song. Unfortunately for those around me, I try to sing along, and I don't exactly have the greatest singing voice... Ooh, and we can't forget j-pop. <3
Sports! Well. I can't play anything without injuring myself or my teammates and opponents, but I guess I can play some tennis when my depth-perception is having one of its better days.
Hmm... Okay, my in-town cousins (all nine of them) teamed up with my brother and me and we created a feature length film! It's called "The Wilcrofts" and it takes place in late 1800's. A family of eleven siblings (yes, eleven... my God, can you imagine giving birth to them?!), who range in age from four to eighteen, are orphaned and are forced to live on their own in a treehouse during... *drumroll, please* ... the Great Man-Eating Bear Invasion! So, of course, there is an interestingly choreographed scene of us taking on a bear - with a broom! As if that wasn't foolish enough, I am wearing the most hideous mustard yellow ruffle blouse the entire time. According to the aunts and uncles, it was "wonderful," "way better than we could have possibly expected from a bunch of kids with a camcorder," and "truly delightful - especially the burning house scene, with all its cardboardy goodness." We intend to make two more films, one about spies, and the other about mermaids.
p.s. I also like wild boars and platypuses/platypi. You may never understand.
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