10 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART: 1. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 2. Move a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror.6. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 7. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME,PICK ME!!" 8. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, get on your knees and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 9. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 10. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "pikachu I choose you!"