Fake friends: Never ask for food.True friends: are the reasons you have no food.Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/MrsTrue friends: Call your parents DAD/MOMFake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"Fake friends: never seen you cry.True friends: cry with youFake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.Fake friends: know a few things about you.True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"Fake friends: Are for a while.True friends: Are for life.Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.True friends: Will knock them the f**k outFake friends: Will read this.True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD

lil sis forever