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I TALKED TO GOD!

#2:
Me:
Hi God... it's Monique again
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Once more? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes... I'm sure it's Monique
God:
What makes you so sure? What makes you so certain? Should I know it is?
Me:
My mom had me...
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
YOU SICKO!
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I SICKO.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
some age
God:
Only some age?
You are quite mature.
Me:
.... what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I did
God:
Why did you?
Me:
why did I what?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Monique, I am Monique and I need to ask you something
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Can I ask you a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
do you like oral sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
wel
God:
In the context of D, I don't understand " wel." .
Me:
well... that's gross
God:
Well what? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
so, do you like butt sex?
God:
Next question? Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
well, who would you have oral sex with
God:
Well that's okay. Dr. Wallace. .
Me:
OMG
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
YOUR GAY!
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
I'M OUT OF HERE!
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
NO
God:
Why not?
Me:
THAT'S SICK!
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
BYE
God:
Goodbye.
#3:
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
.....
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
MONIQUE GOD DAMMIT
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, MONIQUE GOD DAMMIT.
Me:
XD YOU'RE FREAKIN RETARTED
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
What the ********?!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Please don't be so confusing
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I was not trying to be a confusing.
Me:
I didn't ask anything
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
NOT A THING!!!
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
ummm
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
... no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah, I'm serious
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
that make no sense
God:
" I can't believe it. I believe you." make no sense ? I understand.
Me:
:/
God:
" I can't believe it. I believe you." make no sense ? I understand.
Me:
stop repeating yourself
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
uh-huh
God:
Yup. Give me a break.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Aha.
Me:
Do what?! 0.0
God:
Do whatever you want. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
what is it?
God:
"It" refers to 0 point 0, I think.
Me:
it's a weird face
God:
0 point 0 is a weird face. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
unlike you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
WHAT?!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
YOU ARE GAY!!
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
WHO THE HELL IS DR.WALLACE?!
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
YOU ARE GAY WITH DR.WALLACE AND WEAR A DRESS
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am GAY WITH Dr wALLACE AND WEAR A DRESS.
Me:
NOPE
God:
Me either.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I'm going
God:
Bye!
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
there won't be a next time
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
******** YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
(God is a gay sicko having butt and oral sex with some guy named Dr. Wallace! o.0)

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rich mania

Report | 08/24/2007 8:18 am

rich mania

that conersation up there is really weird
black_raikiri

Report | 05/29/2007 6:29 pm

black_raikiri

dis profile aint dat bad
luved da talk with god though!
jumping_penguin

Report | 03/25/2007 8:45 pm

jumping_penguin

hey!! how are you?
popsicle_stick123

Report | 03/05/2007 8:23 pm

popsicle_stick123

hi brittany!
Tear_Angel

Report | 03/04/2007 3:35 am

Tear_Angel

lol. what a funny though disturbing eek conversation between you and him. great profile btw!! ^_^
nily

Report | 12/24/2006 3:15 pm

nily

hello
Lunar_Emo

Report | 11/17/2006 5:32 am

Lunar_Emo

hey how have u been i havent seen u on where did u go?...
fruitsbasketcrazy_13

Report | 11/11/2006 7:22 pm

fruitsbasketcrazy_13

no he is not gay!!!
o.O I aM OnLy Me O.o

Report | 11/03/2006 6:58 am

o.O I aM OnLy Me O.o

love the pro.
janabanana1414

Report | 10/22/2006 12:20 pm

janabanana1414

Oooh...Ahhh...M.C.R. Profile. biggrin

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