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hi my name is miley but spelled maile i love to skateboard hang out with meh friends and get in trouble is wut meh parents say but i tell them im just having fun and living meh life. I love to throw partys with meh friends and i like 2 go 2 the mall (aka hot topic) i love to go to the movies to but i cant really becauce im grounded till march yay not but thats it btw i love random pms and comments so go crazy byez ........maile out XD, O.O, O///O hehe


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Pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I ran naked with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I needed
9 (Sept) - I cuddled with
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop**
05 - my boyfriend
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a tooth brush
09 - my lover
10 - Barney the dinosaur
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a teletubby
13 - a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - a hottie
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - a lesbian
25 - an Easter egg
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a french fry
28 - a bag of weed
29 - the cookie monster
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that b***h stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double Ds
Green -because I still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because im the sexiest b***h alive
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack

spell your name and see what it means;
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: really wild and crazy, adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: loving and caring
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: hyperactive
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and sweet at times

Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”
Priest: “What have you done my child?”
Girl: “I called a man a son of a b***h.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a b***h?”
Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a b***h.”
Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a b***h.”
Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a b***h.”
Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a b***h.”
Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”
Priest: “THAT SON OF A b***h!!”