I prank called some boys and I was like "Hi! This is Teresa calling for *insert their name here*." "This is him" "Well, hi there *insert name here*. We at fleshdownloads.com, 'Where every thing comes', have seen in our recent history that you have visited our website and that you have recently downloaded some pornographic videos. Now, thats fine with us, because thats what our website is all about, but we have seen recently that some downloadable videos have come with serious viruses. Have you noticed anything different in your computer lately?" They all hung up. :[
I know some pretty nice rapists. They give me lemon aid.
*SHOCKED* Woah. Scene profile much? What have you become since we last met?
I'm only joking. So, you told me you're going to Minnesota in a couple weeks, right? Do you think you could ask your parents if I could meet up with you and we could have some... Oh... Sounds rather... You know... I was going to say "alone time". But that's kind of rash... Well, you know what I mean. Ask them, though! I REALLY want to talk to you face-to-face again.
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