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ITS ERIC...A, b***h
Name: Eric/Troy/Evan..nobody knows
Birthday: July 16, 1993 SO HE SAYS! I think it was really July 16, 1409 rofl hahaha
Birthplace: Well, by the way I look I'd say I was born somewhere in Texas or out west. Nowhere near new jersey or new york cool
Current Location: INA CARDBOARD BOX FLOATING DOWN THE HUDSON IDK WHO CARES
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 8'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left cause my right is in the coat holding my vibrator so no one can see it >.<
Your Heritage: Let's say Im German, Austrian, and Dutch! With a little bita CHINAYSE!!!!!!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: PUMAS
Your Weakness: THE GD
Your Fears: The police, Trees, My dad, Squirrels and Grass
Your Perfect Pizza: a pizza thats delivered WITHOUT a box -.-
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off the debt, get a house instead of living with mobius in the box on the river
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hey Im Eric, is that a stick in my pants? Oh no wait, im just happy to talk to you wink
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is my mom in my bed? o.0 Oh yeah..i remember now ehehe happy hour xD
Your Best Physical Feature: My mustache!
Your Bedtime: 4:30 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: My old life when I was a wizard
Pepsi or Coke: Cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: THE MELTING POT
Single or Group Dates: As many people i can fit into my box at one time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Sour apple
Cappuccino or Coffee: tangy fruity twistables
Do you Smoke: All the time
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: You can just call me the new Justin Timberlake im so good! cry me a river
Do you Shower Daily: Shower? Oh..i know what that is. I havent
Have you Been in Love: Whats love? Got to do, got to do with it. Whats loove? Its about us its about just me
Do you want to go to College: College is for squares
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: ******** no! Im the biggest loser this side of the ol' mississip! even though im nowhere near it LAWL
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yea
Do you think you are Attractive: IM BRINGING SEXYBACK!
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, I wash my hands all the time and i dont masturbate because my hands will get all dirty and ill brake out in hives and die
Do you get along with your Parents: No sad
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO! I hide under my bed or in the washing machine
Do you play an Instrument: I play the tube, the oboe, the clarinet, the trumpet, the guitar..Everything
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I only drink from other people's drinks, Im afraid if i open my own can of soda or something ill choke on the thing and die
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on : Ive been on americas most wanted if thats what youre asking..JAY KAY! Ive been on blues clues though
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO! Im a hopeless betch whore slut
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Im not aloud in public.. someone might beat me with a ugly stick
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Im fat..I dont eat just the oreos..I EAT THE OREOS AND THE BOX! AHAHAHAHAH!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes! I have the lead role in the phantom of the opera on broadway smile
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Im going later
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal condoms and hersheys chocolate bars every week from kmart
Ever been Drunk: Yes lol
Ever been called a Tease: You figure it out wink
Ever been Beaten up: All the time
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, some tampons, condoms and birth control heart
How do you want to Die: Any way
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanted to be an artist...but ended up what you see now
What country would you most like to Visit: Your bedroom
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Red or yellow
Favourite Hair Color: Purple or magenta
Short or Long Hair: Bald
Height: My height or 8 feet tall
Weight: Obese and outta shape
Best Clothing Style: No clothes
Number of I have taken: 5777
Number of CDs I own: Whats this? Im not up to date with this technology stuff you children have now a days
Number of Piercings: Both my nipples xD
Number of Tattoos: Nope
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Cutting my p***s off for starving children in indonesia
Some other important things you should know...
-I love my mom
-Im the real anastasia, GIMME MEH MONEY! scream
-I drive a red truck now with no windows, liscense plate HANNAH MONTANA
-I love to watch shows like blues clue, fairly oddparents, jimmy neotron, danny phantom, bleach, naruto, and dora the explorer
-sometimes i dress up like my hero, Captain Hook, and i walk around town with an eye patch and peg leg!
Well if you wanta know more then send me one of those online messergers thingys thanks biggrin 
this ******** piece of sexy a** would be me
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