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I'm a biochemical engineering major. Which pretty much means if I get a job as a chemical engineer everyone in the chemical plant is going to die.
I have a short attention span. Want to go ride bikes? If I'm talking to you or in general, I will pretty much shift my eyes back in forth constantly. Its not cause I have a dirty little secret or am lying. I just get bored looking at the same place, no matter how pretty you are (unless you happen to have a nice rack and have lots of cleavage, then i might stare). A friend was actually video taping me and showed me the clip. I don't know how someone can talk to me and not laugh at the expressions I make. I also need to be playing with something in my hands. Actually my favorite play toy are scissors.
I can be perverted. I remember my freshman-sophomore year I ended up staring at my female friends side boob for a long time (she was in a bikini). Come on its freaking side boob, the greatest form of partial boob seeing ever. She later commented that if I had a billion dollars, I'd spend it on a strip club in one night. I wonder if she noticed what I was staring at her? I agreed with her, but now I would actually find that comment offensive. But that's for other reasons I don't think I should share to strangers.
I'm pretty much a child stuck in an adult's body. I'm 20 years old, but I act more like 12. Which might explain why I'm a virgin and always end up in the friend zone, because having sex with me is like having sex with a 12 year old. Its just creepy. It might also explain why I want to have children so much, cause then I'd have someone to play with who has the same maturity as me. I honestly wouldn't mind knocking someone up, even though I still need to finish my college degree. Its always been my dream to find true love that way.
I actually find that I have become less mature as the years pass. Whenever I draw a blank the first word that pops into my mind is p***s. I'm not gay or anything. I'm repulsed by porn that contains a p***s in it. Its like, I'm not masturbating to something with a p***s. Its just like a really cool word to say. p***s p***s p***s p***s p***s. So much joy! I've actually tried doing gay s**t, but I can't do it. I tried grinding up against a guy, but found I can't do it. Its just too gay for me. I can hug guys, there's nothing wrong with that. My gayest moment was when I sat on the lap of another guy. I thought it was be the same sensation as sitting on a girls lap but I soon realized that there are anatomical differences between a guy and a girl, and I should probably stop there.
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