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Hello and Welcome. My name is maggot.Our program is a short one today and we tried to fill in as many segmants as possible into our show. It will be a little crammed but bare with us as we try to make this the coolest ******** show ever!
Enjoi!
We"ll just skip to the main event for the night. "Bleedout! come on out buddy!"
*steps*
M:"why dont you have a seat?"
B:"thanks"
*sits down* *music stops*
M:"so, lets start, how are you tonight?"
B:"well id be alot better if youd stop pussyfooting, and get down to it, maggot!"
*scared look on maggots face*
M:*cough*"ok. So you're starting on a new album, will this one be better than the last? and do you think the fans will respond the same to it as the one before?"
B:"listen to yourself! ********. ask one question at a time, i didnt even get which one you were asking me!"
*silence*
B:"yes im working on a new one, i hope the fans will apreciate its emotional value as well as musical. plus... the first one sucked a**"
*odd look from maggot*
M:"the latest single, beauty in a bleedout. does it have a deep meaningful value as well?"
B:"what the ******** did i just say!? the whole album does!?"
*silence*
B:"actually, it just sounded cool"
*laughs*
*maggot starts trembling*
*voice shaking*
M:"ok. one last... question. what color is your underwear?"
B:"im glad you asked that maggot. i think i just gained a whole new respect for you.... and black... my underwear is black maggot"
*now smiling*
M:"well im thankful for that...."
*pause*
M:"thanks for your time bleedout. we were happy to have you as a guest."
B:"what the ******** are you smiling about!?"
*gets up and flails*
B:"and i was the mainevent!"
*laughs and walks away*
B:"oh. and thanks maggot. it was fun. have your people call my people"
*a really long silence and an awkward look from maggot to the audience*
M:"well thats all for this segment. stay tuned for the rest"
*music starts*
"CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!!"
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Now for tonights music guests. I think Bleedout would agree with all of us here at "MaggotCorps", that the band that will be performing for you tonight is the greatest band in the world!
So without further guilding the lilly and with no more adue I give you the future rulers of the ******** world.... SLIPKNOT!!!!
Slipknot is the most animated, talented, distorted CHAOTIC band on the planet.
So I ask you! WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE 9 OF THE CRAZIEST ******** ON THE PLANET AND GIVE EACH OF THEM AN INSTRUMENT OF AUDIABLE DESTRUCTION!!!??? YOU GET THESE GUYS! THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN RESPECT MAGGOTS!!!
*music begins*
"ive felt the hate rise up in me...."
Slipknot is:
0: Sid Wilson - Turntables
1: Joey Jordison - Drums
2: Paul Gray - Bass
3: Chris Fehn - Custom Percussion
4: James Root - Rhythm Guitar
5: Craig Jones - Samples|Media
6: Shawn Crahan - Custom Percussion
7: Mick Thompson - Lead Guitar
8: Corey Taylor - Vocalist
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This is the last segment of our show. i told you it would be a short one. ******** no one ever believes me!
This is the segment dedicated to BAILS BABY!!!!!
It seems our mainevent... Bleedout **********
Loves to skate. but to get better you have to bail, so heres some good ones form his fav pros.
Um... yea.. Apparently the network deemed the bail pics to be too explicit for your little eyes. **********
Oh well im sure you get the gyst of it. Im gonna book it before Bleedout finds ou....
"******** ILL KILL EM ALL. YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE OTHERSIDE OF MY SIZE ******** 12'S!"
"this is maggot. l8erz"
*cue mus....* "due to uh... technical difficulties the music was unable to play... OMG GET THIS MAN AN AMBULENCE!! AND CUE THAT ******** MUSIC!!!"
*meanwhile.....*
Corey: "hahah that Bleedout dude was gnarly man. that dude tore that place apart!"
Joey: "i know man. we should get him in on a gig"
*silence*
ALL: "NAH!!"
*laughter and beers being cracked*
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on a related topic...
here is the man himself....
LOUD!
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