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Warning: I do not like random friends requests! I have had too many of these as of late and it's pissing me off. I know I'm awesome and all, but if you want to be my friend, PM me and we will talk first, see if I like you. My friends and I are an elite sect, and I do not want it cluttered up with some n00b who just want as many friends as they can have and not talk to them! THAT'S NOT THE WAY I ROLL! I want to talk to them, and not just have them there for show. Now, I still like random comments and random PMs, but not the random friends requests.
My favorite food is Chinese food. And yes, I know, the stuff they serve here is not very authentic, but you know what else isn’t authentic? THE BIBLE! And people still love that.
Life goal:
Piss off as many people off as I can. I think I have a pretty good start.
Favorite oxymoron:
Jumbo shrimp
Favorite obsessions:
Katan and Red vs. Blue
Note: this list will have footnotes. Every time you see this * and a number next to something, it has a foot notes.
Things I hate:
Burning my mouth on hot food
Annoying pet names
Overly touchy people
People who cyber (what am I going to do, make out with my computer screen)
Random friends request
People who date on line. *1
People who type txt tlk
People who will not leave me alone and think I like them
Heavy backpacks
Too much homework
Flat chested gym teachers*2
Heat, dry or humid
Overly religious people
Racism
Sexist people
People who get pissed off when I say I am god*3
Napoleon Dynamite*4
False advertisement
The taste of the ocean
Overly salty food
Chick flicks
People who don’t admit to being a hypocrite
People that don’t understand what I say
People who won’t listen to others opinion*5
People who lie for attention
People who do anything for attention
America’s current President
People who don’t believe in abortion and have misconceptions about it*6
Books about horses
Kids
People who don’t believe in psychology
People who don’t believe in medication for mental problems
(More to come)
Foot notes:
1. Ok, so here’s the deal: I don’t believe in love, ok? You can feel deeply for some one, like the love for friends and family. But love as in dating love, no. That is only for reproduction. If you can’t see each other, you can’t ********, so no kids.
2. My old gym teacher, she had not boobs. She could put a band-aid over her nipples, and it would do the some thing. Me, I have fairly large breasts. She always wanted to do jumping jacks. She did them, nothing happened. If do them, I get a black eye.
3. People, just get over it!
4. That movie wasted like an hour of my life. I pray to well, myself, that if you like it, you were on some sort of drugs, and because there is no way you could be dumb!
5. At least listen to people and get their opinions. You don’t have to like them and they can be corrupt, but at least hear them out.
6. This one is sort of a controversial thing, but as I said, I like to piss people off.
Ok, what a baby in the womb is, isn’t a baby yet, it’s a group of cells dividing and becoming a human. It can't breath, it can’t eat, and I don’t believe it can think. Now if I’m wrong, send me something proving that I’m wrong, and I will change my opinion. Don’t just send me something saying, oh hey you’re wrong, because god said so. Not going to change the way I feel. Another reason is that the world is over populated already. In addition, who really wants to deal with a parasite sucking on them for nine months?
Hello all. ^^ I tend to be quite obsessed with anime guys,
And my cousin Haley and I tend to like to joke about our fan fictions a lot.
(Meaning that if we say something messed up and laugh about it, you can ask us to see our fanfic! ^^)
I’m also a sarcastic b***h, but that’s alright, because I have fun doing it, and to me, as long as I have fun I don’t care if it’s at someone else’s expense. But if some one is having fun at my expense, now that's different. You know why? Because I’m the only person in the world allowed to be a hypocrite. You know why? Because I’m God.
I am God, deny this and I will smite you.
Concerning that, copy and past this into your tool bar.
http://blerg.org/?u=Den-zien
I like to make fun of stupid people, my dad can be a** hole, my mom is really awesome, my grandpa can a** hole, but he's still pretty cool, and I don’t like my older sister, but she’s ok too sometimes and my oldest sister is pretty cool. And yes, I stole the scond part of this from Haley, and she does not care.
My mom says I’m like a cocker spaniel. I’m nice to look at, smart, but I’m mean, I bite, and I hate kids. Which is odd, because I hate dogs, but that was a very true statement. I love my mommy.
You know I am cooler than you are...
This is a picture that Arnen drew me! It so awsome that you have to worship it!
And this is the picture I recived from [Anti-cow-juice] for being the fiftyith person to pet Envy and his palm tree hair!
I went searching around for info about the Birthday Massacre, and I found their my space, I don't really like my space, but you know, it's the Birthday Massacre, so what could I do. I found this on it, and it told me to steal it. So remember kids, the Birthday Massacre if full of God's chosen people!
Here are some of my favorite sig pics:
I think this one is nifty because of all the flashing lights, and I want many people to ram screwdrivers in their heads.
What can I say? I love yaoi.
Tim Curry in a corset, yum.
This was given to my by Everkins, and I just really like it.
You know, the whole god thing?
I have a habit of saying whatever I feel like no matter what, and many times, it's stuff like that.
These awesome guys (I don't think that's all of them.) are The Birthday Massacre.
All those people, yeah, I found Jesus. You should too! I hate that.
If you read any of my profile, this should make some sense.
I love vampires, I just do.
This one I got from SuSukitty because she is awesome.
People are always telling me to smile!
This just sounds like something I would say.
You have no idea how many times this has happend to me!
These are my favorite actors, the Marx Brothers.
Proof that I am just like Church.
Profile now with around weekly music change! So there for, you should totally come once a week to see what I have and comment. This week's song Blue by the Birthday Massacre again, in honer of the new CD coming our in August.
Blue:
Plastic blue, invitations in my room, I’ve been waiting here for you, reservations made for two, sunlight fading.
Black tongues speak faster than the car can crash, you supply the rumors, and I’ll provide the wrath, romance is breaking every heart in two, casting shadows in a pale shade of blue
Plastic blue conversations in my room, saving every tear for you, trusting every word untrue, twilight fading
Fate changes faster than the death of light, you supply the envy and I’ll provide the spite, reflections cutting every face in two, casting shadows in a pale shade of blue
End song.
Oh, and by-the-bye, my name is Madeline.
By-the-bye-the-by, I eat lame emo signatures pics.
Previous songs:
Blue by the Birthday Massacre.
Ava Adore by the Smashing Pumpkins.
The Ballad of Maxwell Demon from the movie Velvet Goldmine.
Change (In The House Of Flies) by Deftones
More and Faster by KMFDM
Word Dissociation by Lemon Demon
Stitches by Orgy.
Dr. Online by Zeromancer.
Pro-Test by Skinny Puppy.
Zerospace by Kidneythieves.
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