About

Hey, I'm Faust.

I'm 21 years old, and an E-2 in the US Navy. I'm a Sonar Technician, meaning I'm in charge of making sure none of those nasty Akulas make it close enough to the US coastline to ******** up your day.

I used to be a cartoonist on www.drunkduck.com/double_oh . That thing was my baby. I miss it so, but eventually the lack of money and abundance of faggotry ended up sending me to boot camp.

FAUST DOES NOT DANCE TO THE MUSIC. THE MUSIC DANCES TO FAUST.

FAUST IS THE BEGINNING, THE END, AND MOST OF ALL, THE CLIMAX.

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Journal

The Journal of Deadly Cookies

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!

This journal is bound in the flesh of a thousand criminals and cursed with the souls of orphans...I got it on Ebay.


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DinguePamplemousse

Report | 08/28/2009 8:33 pm

DinguePamplemousse

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Whisper Gently

Report | 08/28/2009 7:02 pm

Whisper Gently

*hug*
You need one.
Ledzippline

Report | 08/28/2009 4:20 pm

Ledzippline

..Nice 'About Me'...
xD
Jade_Valiente

Report | 01/13/2009 6:38 pm

Jade_Valiente

Aw, I hope you feel better. User Image
Jade_Valiente

Report | 01/13/2009 6:28 pm

Jade_Valiente

HELLO JUJU THE SAILOR!
Jade_Valiente

Report | 01/13/2009 6:24 pm

Jade_Valiente

HOLY s**t YOU!
Rod Suarez

Report | 01/12/2009 9:21 am

Rod Suarez

you want to use my friend? User Image
Rod Suarez

Report | 01/12/2009 9:19 am

Rod Suarez

User Image Rawr something he haves a sigg with a beads belt
Rod Suarez

Report | 01/12/2009 9:03 am

Rod Suarez

did you call my friend a nice piece of a**? User Image
[-Kallirroe-]

Report | 01/11/2009 9:19 pm

[-Kallirroe-]

Just wanted to say that I enjoy your username. Faust is one of my favorites by Goethe, not to mention favorite of most literature.



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