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You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Remind me to update my interests.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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Let's break all the rules.

The Rules

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

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Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Get out. Stop the excessive shopping. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. Claim your humanity. You have been warned.

The names Remy LeBeau, don't ask where I hide the bo-staff? - if y'don't want to know.

Words to die by:

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Oscar Wilde

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
Oscar Wilde

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Who would you fight? or your best Dead Baby joke.

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Lloyd_Dobler_esq Report | 02/10/2009 9:58 am: Is Faux me like your Tyler Durden?
LovesThailand Report | 01/27/2009 9:25 pm: i like your collection of fight club and oscar wilde quotes.
LovesThailand Report | 01/25/2009 9:41 pm: hey sexy man. *wolf whistles*
Penny the Chi Report | 10/28/2008 11:34 am: why you little!
Saxophone Report | 10/28/2008 11:30 am: Thanks for the experience points XP Happy Halloween!
Saxophone Report | 10/28/2008 11:27 am: Nothing personal. Just trying to get the circlet mrgreen
killuachanx3 Report | 10/28/2008 11:22 am: Lol! Why thank you. I was losing energy so im OH NO /escapes/ Haha.
Penny the Chi Report | 10/17/2008 12:51 pm: I wanted to make a baseball fury( from the warriors) or a girl from a league of their own
ImNotTelling1985 Report | 10/16/2008 4:31 pm: no problem saw you in the theater and thought your name was cool wanna be friends?
ImNotTelling1985 Report | 10/16/2008 4:05 pm: fight club nice