The boy behind the screen.
So let’s make this quick.
My name is Christopher, but spelt with a K.
KHRISTOPHER.
Call me Khris.
Right now I’m 17.
12-01-88
Probably 5’11”
And a bit of a fatty.
Don’t send me friend requests.
I’ll add you if I like you.
Feel free to add me to msn:
I’m a little asexual.
And maybe a bit bisexual.
But don’t let my orientation confuse you, now.
Right now I’m single.
But does that mean I want to date you?
No.
I’m a pretty nice guy once you get to know me.
But I can be a major d**k-head.
I support literacy.
So type out your sentences.
Otherwise I’ll just ignore you.
Oh, and; don’t hesitate to chat with me.
My friends say I’m intimidating.
Don’t let my frightening personality scare you away.
B]
Also.
I’m Finnish.
I have an accent that tends to make my voice slur.
I’ve been told I’m sophisticated for my age.
[:
Really now.
So anyway.
Make my profile snazzy.
I’d love you forever.
And now…
That about wraps it up.
Leave comments?
A simple “hello” won’t suffice.
Make it original.
My name is Christopher, but spelt with a K.
KHRISTOPHER.
Call me Khris.
Right now I’m 17.
12-01-88
Probably 5’11”
And a bit of a fatty.
Don’t send me friend requests.
I’ll add you if I like you.
Feel free to add me to msn:
I’m a little asexual.
And maybe a bit bisexual.
But don’t let my orientation confuse you, now.
Right now I’m single.
But does that mean I want to date you?
No.
I’m a pretty nice guy once you get to know me.
But I can be a major d**k-head.
I support literacy.
So type out your sentences.
Otherwise I’ll just ignore you.
Oh, and; don’t hesitate to chat with me.
My friends say I’m intimidating.
Don’t let my frightening personality scare you away.
B]
Also.
I’m Finnish.
I have an accent that tends to make my voice slur.
I’ve been told I’m sophisticated for my age.
[:
Really now.
So anyway.
Make my profile snazzy.
I’d love you forever.
And now…
That about wraps it up.
Leave comments?
A simple “hello” won’t suffice.
Make it original.
Leave some.