Favorite Quotations
1. When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party.
2. I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn't shove my head that far up my a**.
3. Raise your hands in the air and scream f**k the world!
4. Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger! hahahaha!
5. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.
6. To be immortal is a curse, to die is a gift.
7. We are what we eat, so I could be you by morning.
8. Mess with the best, die like the rest.
9. Silence is golden, duck tape is god.
2. I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn't shove my head that far up my a**.
3. Raise your hands in the air and scream f**k the world!
4. Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger! hahahaha!
5. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.
6. To be immortal is a curse, to die is a gift.
7. We are what we eat, so I could be you by morning.
8. Mess with the best, die like the rest.
9. Silence is golden, duck tape is god.
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