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"Sometimes I like a dancing plethora of cheese in my mouth, and then other times I am into a more solo cheese adventure, just a single one on one, me and one cheese."
-Dane Cook[/color:70638ed48d]
Last Login: 04/24/2022 7:04 am
Registered: 05/25/2008
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"Sometimes I like a dancing plethora of cheese in my mouth, and then other times I am into a more solo cheese adventure, just a single one on one, me and one cheese."
-Dane Cook[/color:70638ed48d]
Comment and you'll be my best friend!
By the way, I say god bless you when someone sneezes.. I never say bless you. Do you want to know why? Because I'm not the lord! I can't do that.. I'm just a messenger for the big guns up stairs. And I never say gesundheit. Who even says that? GESUNDHEIT! I feel like I'm honoring Hitler or something. Like I'll end up on the History Channel because someone sneezed.
Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?
Get a toilet.. when you flush it says "Thanks for shitting me.. I enjoyed your s**t"
Nobody talks to that wierd guy at work...but let me tell you something, every job I've ever had in my life, I talk to that guy, I'd talk to him, I'd find him on purpose and I'd have little chit chats with him and I'd be very interested and be like, "By the way here's a snickers. That's for you, peanuts caramel. Put that in your mouth. Enjoy that." You know why I talk to that guy? Because when that day finally comes and he *ffffffffffp* snaps, and he comes into work with a sotoff shot gun walkin' through the halls *gunshot noises* and he finally gets to my office he's gonna be like " *GASP* THANKS FOR THE CANDY" *continues shooting" You laugh now, but you know Monday morning, you're gonna be like "Heeeey, Marcus."
Oh No! Naughty, Naughty, Kool Aid!
People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he says. Not him. I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.
Monopoly, theres another little game. We had Monopoly, everybody had it. No one liked it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't. And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?... "F*** THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning grandma, YOU WIN!
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long time no talk =[