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Be warned: The following satire is contains spoilers to X3.

Well first it was all like CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE said "LIEK OMG THEY AREN'T FORCING IT ON USSS!!!!11"
And then it was all like Gandalf said "OMG YEAH TEHY ARE TRYING TO TAKE MAH POWASS!!11"
Then CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE said "Liek, lets wait adn se!11"
And Gandalf was all like "NOOOO!111"
Then Phoenix was like "LOL I CME BCK TO LFE!!!11"
And Cyclops was all like "OMG GODMOD!"
And then she was liek "LOL I BLST U INTO OBLIVION!!!1!1"
"HOSHIT!"
Then CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE was like "OMGOMGOMG SHE JOINED GANDALF"
And then she was liek "OMG I KIL U DED"
And CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE was like "HAX!!"
Then Gandalf was like "LOLZ I MOVE TEH BRIDGE!!!11"
And then the guards were like "HOSHIT THE GOLDENGATE ISH ATTACKING! FIRE OUR s**t!"
And then Gandalf was like "OMG WHERE'S MAH MAGICCCC!!!?!?! crying "
And they all lived happily evar afta.

Wee, that was fun.


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XXoX_PoIsOn_CoOkEs_XoXX

Report | 07/17/2010 9:45 pm

XXoX_PoIsOn_CoOkEs_XoXX

cool pro dude
Old Moggie

Report | 06/25/2010 2:18 pm

Old Moggie

Holy s**t, I wrote that quote so damn long ago...
Fantastic Nightmares

Report | 04/15/2010 5:08 pm

Fantastic Nightmares

Hilarious pics!
yylleevvuull

Report | 02/01/2010 3:15 am

yylleevvuull

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michaelyn1

Report | 01/30/2010 5:24 pm

michaelyn1

WARNING! 


THIS

IS

NOT

A

JOKE!

CARRY

ON

READING!

OR

YOU

WILL

DIE,

EVEN

IF

YOU

ONLY

LOOKED

AT

THE

WORD

WARNING!!





ONCE

THERE

WAS

A

LITTLE

GIRL

CALLED

CLARISSA,

SHE

WAS

10

YEARS

OLD

AND

SHE

LIVED

IN

A

MENTAL

HOSPITAL,

BEACUSE

SHE

KILLED

HER

MUM

AND

DAD.





























SHE

GOT

SO

BAD

SHE

STARTED

TO

KILL

ALL

THE

STAFF

IN

THE

HOSPITAL

SO

THE

GOVERMENT

DECIDED

THAT

THE

BEST

IDEA

WAS

TO

GET

RID

OF

HER

SO

THEY

SET

UP

A

SPECIAL

ROOM

TO

KILL

HER,

AS

HUMANE

AS

POSSIBLE

BUT

IT

WENT

RONG

THE

MACHINE

THEY

WERE

USEING

WENT

WRONG.





























AND

SHE

WAS

SAT

THERE

IN

AGONY

FOR

HOURS

UNTILL

SHE

FINALLY

DIED.





























NOW

EVERY

WEEK

ON

THE

DAY

OF

HER

DEATH

SHE

RETURNS

TO THE

PERSON

THAT

READS

THIS

LETTER,

ON

A

MONDAY

NIGHT

AT

12:00

SHE

KREEPS

INTO

YOUR

ROOM

AND

KILLS

YOU,

BUT

SLOWLY

AND

PAINFULLY

SLOWLY

CUTTING

DIFFRENT

PARTS

OF

UR

BODY

THEN

WATCHES

YOU

BLEED

TO

DEATH

IF

YOU

DONT

SEND

THIS

TO

20

PEOPLE

BY

MIDNIGHT

SHELL

BE

COMEING

TO KILL

YOU!

SEND

IT

SO

SHE

HAS

ANOTHER

LOAD

OF

PEOPLE

TO

GET

AND

FORGETS

ABOUT

YOU

DONT

BELVE ME

HEY?



EXAMPLE

1:

JENNY

DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.































EXAMPLE

2:

TOM

ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)



EXAMPLE

3:

JOANNA

SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT
Ninja rentan

Report | 12/22/2009 12:31 pm

Ninja rentan

hi
Marentara

Report | 11/19/2009 2:00 pm

Marentara

are u single
Fatex3

Report | 09/12/2009 7:25 am

Fatex3

THIS REALLY WORKS SEND THIS TO 10 OTHER PROFILES THAN PRESS F5 AND YOU GET 100,00 GOLD IT REALLY WORKS
tradewithmewth

Report | 09/11/2009 2:16 am

tradewithmewth

gfdsfg
believer9

Report | 08/17/2009 4:33 pm

believer9

warning! 




this



is



not



a



joke!



carry



on



reading!



or



you



will



die,



even



if



you



only



looked



at



the



word



warning!











ONCE



THERE



WAS



A



LITTLE



GIRL



CALLED



CLARISSA,



SHE



WAS



10



YEARS



OLD



AND



SHE



LIVED



IN



A



MENTAL



HOSPITAL,



BEACUSE



SHE



KILLED



HER



MUM



AND



DAD.







































SHE



GOT



SO



BAD



SHE



STARTED



TO



KILL



ALL



THE



STAFF



IN



THE



HOSPITAL



SO



THE



GOVERMENT



DECIDED



THAT



THE



BEST



IDEA



WAS



TO



GET



RID



OF



HER



SO



THEY



SET



UP



A



SPECIAL



ROOM



TO



KILL



HER,



AS



HUMANE



AS



POSSIBLE



BUT



IT



WENT



RONG



THE



MACHINE



THEY



WERE



USEING



WENT



WRONG.







































AND



SHE



WAS



SAT



THERE



IN



AGONY



FOR



HOURS



UNTILL



SHE



FINALLY



DIED.







































NOW



EVERY



WEEK



ON



THE



DAY



OF



HER



DEATH



SHE



RETURNS



TO THE



PERSON



THAT



READS



THIS



LETTER,



ON



A



MONDAY



NIGHT



AT



1200



SHE



KREEPS



INTO



YOUR



ROOM



AND



KILLS



YOU,



BUT



SLOWLY



AND



PAINFULLY



SLOWLY



CUTTING



DIFFRENT



PARTS



OF



UR



BODY



THEN



WATCHES



YOU



BLEED



TO



DEATH



IF



YOU



DONT



SEND



THIS



TO



20



PEOPLE



BY



MIDNIGHT



SHELL



BE



COMEING



TO KILL



YOU!



SEND



IT



SO



SHE



HAS



ANOTHER



LOAD



OF



PEOPLE



TO



GET



AND



FORGETS



ABOUT



YOU



DONT



BELVE ME



HEY?







EXAMPLE



1



JENNY



DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.











































EXAMPLE



2



TOM



ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)







EXAMPLE



3



JOANNA



SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT PRETTY!"

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