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Allo there! I am the ALMIGHTY Crackers! Nice to meet you! Now, before you go any further, and like...ask me to be your friend or something...take note that I reject all friend requests unless you have actually made an impression on me, ie by, y'know, -talking- to me. Thank you.
Hmm. What to say, what to say. I'm Canadian, and I, quite obviously, live in an igloo. With, you know, cable and high speed internet and two stories. You weirdo.
I strongly approve the seal hunt in Saskatchewan. Care to voice your opinion? PM me! I love messages! Hehe.
Let's see...I'm between a general age of 12 and 25. Real fun, eh? (did you catch my Canadian lingo, or was it too subtle? I'm sorry, I'll be more outright with it next time.)
Just in case you hadn't caught on, I can be quite sarcastic. Especially if you've proven yourself to be an idiot. If you're one of those ones that calls everyone a noob, don't talk to me. I can guarantee that I -will- make you look like an idiot. It's what I do. Keeps me off the streets where I might harm some innocent pedestrians.
Well, that's it for now, I suppose. If you're still reading, congratulations! You get a cookie! = D
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Allo there. I'm not sure why exactly you're here, as this journal has nothing of interest to you, but, hey, I'm not gonna stop you. Have fun!
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I'm polymerized tree sap, and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction will reflect off of me, return to it's original trajectory, and adhere to you.
ilu, donators? <3
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