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Greetings and salutations to everyone out there in T.V. land! Are you ready? Are you scared? You better be, 'cause you're gonna love it! It's gonna be big! We're gonna be big! That's right, you're about to come face to face to the one, the only, the fabulous, extroadinary, and vivacious world's-greatest-cartoon-character in-training . . . that's right, the one, the ONLY, SUPER-DUPER firecrouch!!!! WOOOTTTT!!! You're gonna love it!That's right, I'm here to please and I ain't gonna leave, so just, you know, calm down, okay, 'cause you're starting to freak me out, alright? Jeez . . .
Anyway, I'm here because my "stupid" friend invited me here, but there's more. The truth is I'm here on a top-secret mission, and since it's secret I unfortunately can't tell you what it is. Shame isn't it? The dictionary sucks, don't it? Maybe I'll tell you what it is when I feel like it, and I can't really tell you what it is until I make something up, now can I?
In the meantime, I'm happy to be here because of all this talk about squids. Squid pants, squids on the message boards, wow. This is great being the raging squid enthusiast I am, and whenever I can I like to put pieces of squid in my mouth. Yummy. And this may also help in my never-ending quest for passionate liberal service. Liberal service, liberal service, liberal service, I just can't stop thinking about it ^ _ ^. So if you're a "big-horned blossomy puff-puff" girl interested in participating in some intense and/or passionate liberal service with a strapping young lad such as myself or just have an interest in liberal sevice, maybe we can be friends! Wouldn't that be sweet?
Or you can help me start a league dedicated to cleaning the world of bad things. My name for it? The Time Strangers, 'cause we'd be timeless, classic. I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST, IT'S ALL ME!!!
So come and join me on my fancy-free rompin'-stompin' ******** frolic, and maybe, just maybe, we can learn something new about each other, and ourselves. Perhaps we can grow a little and make our world a better place.
Wouldn't that be sweet?
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