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I'm Flame Maniac. I'm a gamer, and I love shiny things. I am also a magician/spell caster in training, althoug I'm not that good. Must... Get... BETTER!!!!!!!!!!! *breaks lots of things*
Oops... Well, anyway, PM any time and we can talk about random crazy things that make no sense!
Flame the spellcaster update: I have learned a new spell!! Behold the power of... PYROTETNUS!!!
Pyro tetnus-a mid-level fire spell that is cast onto the pointy metal object of your choice and thrust into your opponent's flesh. Ouchie! Symptoms may include flaming diarrea and constipation. Consult your doctor before allowing anyone to cast pyrotetnus on you.(Dr. Monopoly!)
Spell update: Stupidity shield.
Stupidity shield is a mid-level defensive spell that conjurs a barrier around whatever you cast it on. It repels anyone stupid who tries to breach its 10-foot radius. This way, you won't have to worry about all the idiots you meet on a day-to-day basis.
Spell update: Flaming STD.
Gives the target a random flaming STD (for the rest of the day). And the sensation of burning (duh) to the normally horrible disease of, say, syphillis.
Go ahead and tell me you love me. =O
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What It's Like to Have Satan for a Dad
Most of you are probably saying to yourself right now,"What the ******** is this?!" Well, like the name says, my dad is satan. I'm dead serious, and here you can read what it's really like to have satan as your dad. Yep, welcome to hell!
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