Last Login: 01/01/2021 9:10 am
Registered: 02/10/2008
Gender: Female
Pokemon and Twilight, my true loves
Your just jealous the voices only talk to me...
Is my love, your drug? ;)
I'm sick of following my dreams, I'll just ask them where there going and hook up with them later
JACOB BLACK JACOB BLACK JACOB BLACK JACOB BLACK pffffft, addicted? Where'd you get THAT from?
It's okay Pluto! I'm not a planet either...
／l、 （ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、 ~ヽ じしf,)ノ Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination
RAWR~!
This is Jaclyn. Jaclyn likes to be called Jax. I call her Jaclyn :)
DON'T HIT KIDS!....no, seriously, they have guns now...
This is the corner of woe..... woe
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste!
If, with no warning and for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
I brush my teeth with toothpaste, not jack you digusting woman
Stupid Labels: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessasary! Details inside." (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.) On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh! A bit late huh!) On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought...) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Right. We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleeping Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One can only hope!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?) On packet of Nobby's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!)
I'm so blessed because of my family and friends ^.^
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So how ish everything?