"Mels puts me here for sex appeal, just like the reason I was in the movie."

Really, this icon pretty much says it for itself. Though I will point out the size of the grope Pyro is using.

"STFU b***h. Ice cream is the best midnight snack in the world."

"What do you mean I can't have Bobby AND John!?"

"I'm Pyro, Mofo. I PWN your pants, now get over here and drop 'em."

"Could you imagine me in one of those tight leather uniforms that pansy X-Bitches wear? I think not."

"Relax... I am just going to go out and have a little fun.... Terrorist / pyromaniac style... but still."

"Who the hell do you think you are talking to, jerk?"

"The king of Sado Masochism of course..."

"John, not right now. My mother is kind of staring at us funny, so can you please take your hand off my a**?"

"Now that you've seen all I can do with a soda bottle... want to hang out sometime?"

"No body calls my boyfriend a flamer! I'm the only flamer here!"

And later that night, John got his punishment. He enj--hated ever minute of it.

Warning: Touching St. John's Shark Zippo may result in burns so bad that 3rd degree doesn't cut it.

"Wh-what do you m-mean you h-heard m-me and J-john up th-there!?"

"When I stand like this, does it make me look like a whore?"

"Just because fire is warm, doesn't mean I'm not a cold b*****d on the inside."

"Me and John are going to get married in the fall... and adopt a little boy of our own..."

"Jesus Bobby. Do I need to give you step-by-step instructions on how to follow me off the jet?"

Here is is again folks, just for added sex appeal. And damn, isn't he doing a good job?

"STFU about that goddamn b***h, Popstickle or what-ever his name was."

"You can't keep me caged down... That's right, I'm a player."

"Go away, I'm contemplating what position me and Bobby are going to use tonight..."

"Maybe Logan won't notice me taking a little peek at him...."

"I'm not worried... am I? You'll be back... You will, won't you?"

"This years school photos are great. I look so good in my X-Boy uniform."

This won't be the last time Logan puts his hands on John and startles him half to death.

"I'm not walking behind you... It's just that you are walking infront of me."

"I don't like not knowing what things are going to be like when I slow down."

"I know... It's hard to resist the pouty face when you've got my hands cuffed, isn't it?"

"When I close my eyes, it seems like everything is wonderful again."

"Was I just something you couldn't fix? Is that why you tossed me to the side when SHE came along?"

"Yeah, I remember the first time John used those lips on me. I was in -heaven-."

"That b***h sure got what was coming to him when he took my lighter, didn't he?"

"Stop in the name of Boy Scout Bobby!"

"Tee Hee... you are such a flamer, Bobby!"

"Public affection...?"

"J-John... this isn't exactly what I meant by that..."

"All day, I dream about sex, yes. All day, I dream about sex..."

"I was thinking, maybe... I should go burninate the people tonight..."

"What am I going to do! John said I was a bad boy, and he was going to punish me later!"

Yes, Bobby, it's true. Erik and John make the worst crack pairing ever.

"You did not just assume that I was molesting a little boy, did you?"

"Uh... Logan, what do you call John and Bobby then...?"

"I'm going to be wicked awesome at making out with the other boys when I'm older."

"Jesus... how much longer are they going to go on about that old fart...?"

"Sshh, my loyal fangirls. I think I heard something about John."

"Dear god... what did I do to deserve a gay boyfriend?"

"...I don't need to say much, other than I have a fifteen foot long tongue, and you don't."