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H-hello... hello? I can't say much. My shadow is watching. Well hi. My name is French Fry. My actual name, I never really found out since my parents got lost on an expedition to The Netherlands by canoe. So i'm alone in this monster of a house. Except my shadow seems to have a will of it's own. He's always whispering in my ear trying to have a conversation about things I really don't want to know. Such as "tin foil" "bondage" "smothering raccoons until they poo cranberries" and "licking the ceiling." Unfortunately he's made me grow insane. My eyes are always wide open and i'm always looking around paranoid and scared. And he likes to hide behind me or grab my head and peek his head around like a submarine. He also binds me alot. My friend's in the white lab coats come often to check on me. They've bound me with this strait jacket. But i don't think i need it. I don't like it though. Since i have limited use of my arms, my shadow feeds me and sometimes he's uses spoiled food or things aren't even food at all.
I recently enrolled at the nearby high school and made a few friends. Mitch, a half-french half-meekrobian 15 year old boy with a cow lick haircut and a baseball tee. Joe, Cloud Strife's son. And Lydia, some girl there with long black hair and a plain skirt. We recently went on a field trip to Mitch's home planet Meekrob. Strange enough it's actually in the shape of an onigiri. I thought it was pretty cool. My shadow was tormenting my classmates on the ride over there the whole time. Eventually they'll all go insane with me. :3 Also on our trip to Meekrob, we recieved special powers. I'm not sure what mine does yet but i'll let you know as soon as i find out. UPDATE: I've found out what my newly acquired powers do. :3 Read my journal for details. Thank you and enjoy you're stay on my profile and don't pester my shadow or he might convince you're shadow to drive you insane as well.
Au Revoir, acquantances.
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Item List:
Belted Top
Black Compact Briefcase
Black Dress Boot
Black Sport Vest
CoCo Kitty Plushie
Dark Halo
Doctors Parabolic Reflector
Emo Glasses
Prisoner's Pants
Shadow Spirit
Shadow Spirit


Estimated Total: 117,281 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 29 October 2006)

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The Diaries of French Fry.

Shh... My shadow is listening.

[align=center][size=9]I'm not born crazy. My shadow has driven me crazy. Always whispering in my ear and telling me secrets and things i really don't want to know. But i can't do anything. I don't like my friend with the white coats.[/size][/align]


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[Taylor the latte boy]

Report | 11/20/2006 4:20 pm

[Taylor the latte boy]

then you could buy one with your gold at the market place? If you don't have enough gold you could earn it..
HazelNaut

Report | 11/20/2006 3:57 pm

HazelNaut

Cut the splenda and I'll think about it.

D;
[Taylor the latte boy]

Report | 11/19/2006 12:28 pm

[Taylor the latte boy]

well, you could always use pay pal
HazelNaut

Report | 11/19/2006 10:21 am

HazelNaut

I prefer Lemon.

D;
[Taylor the latte boy]

Report | 11/19/2006 7:15 am

[Taylor the latte boy]

send your letter in... you'll have a jungle on your back!!! ouh ouh agghhh!!!

crazy monkey!!
HazelNaut

Report | 11/18/2006 9:43 am

HazelNaut

Duh.

D<
[Taylor the latte boy]

Report | 11/17/2006 6:36 pm

[Taylor the latte boy]

na ah!!! I didn't cheat, your just a green person with lots of envy!!!!♥♥ jk
HazelNaut

Report | 11/17/2006 4:42 pm

HazelNaut

Buttsecks?
[Taylor the latte boy]

Report | 11/16/2006 2:54 pm

[Taylor the latte boy]

ha ha... I win
[Taylor the latte boy]

Report | 11/16/2006 2:53 pm

[Taylor the latte boy]

ha ha... I win

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Item List:
Belted Top
Black Compact Briefcase
Black Dress Boot
Black Sport Vest
CoCo Kitty Plushie
Dark Halo
Doctors Parabolic Reflector
Emo Glasses
Prisoner's Pants
Shadow Spirit
Shadow Spirit

Estimated Total: 117,281 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 29 October 2006)

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I don't think my shadow likes me.
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