Fanfiction Lines That Have Made Me Burst Out In Laughter
"Where was Gilderoy Lockhart born?
In a box near the fire. His mother probably barked during the whole thing." Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap
"How did Gilderoy Lockhart defeat the Bandon Banshee?
Well, he was gonna try and gag her with his manhood, but the damn thing's so tiny, it could only be used to floss her teeth. On the plus side, she now has a better smile than he does." Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap
In a box near the fire. His mother probably barked during the whole thing." Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap
"How did Gilderoy Lockhart defeat the Bandon Banshee?
Well, he was gonna try and gag her with his manhood, but the damn thing's so tiny, it could only be used to floss her teeth. On the plus side, she now has a better smile than he does." Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap
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