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Gender: Female

Location: Nunyasville

Birthday: 08/08

Occupation: Hooker

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One day a transvestite when walking through a crab infested forest. In this forest he saw an old man who appered to have rabies, or lime disease, or both lying on the ground. Denise (that was the transvestite's name) walked up to the old man and poked him with a stick. The stick broke the old coot's skin and maggots began to crawl out of his face. Before Denise ran screaming from the forest he vomited some of the chicken milk shake he had earlier into a bag that he brought with him from milwaukie.

After the horrible event in the forest Denise desided to venture to the small town of Asheville N.C. to see the Biltmore House. On his way here he stopped off at my house to brough a pen, and here we are now...^^

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Que pasa?.

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Devlin MagicalPet Report | 12/14/2008 2:52 am
Devlin MagicalPet
you like profile comments so here is one: Its a cool profile, a little small but nice!
T3h Zero Report | 08/20/2008 2:46 pm
T3h Zero
Hi cool username xd
pricktic Report | 08/19/2008 4:54 pm
pricktic
lol. ive been obsessing over that movie lately. it's the ******** s**t.

im surprised there wasnt much hype over it.

the storyline in itself is perfection. lmfao
pricktic Report | 08/19/2008 4:49 pm
pricktic
sounds delicious.
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pricktic Report | 08/19/2008 4:44 pm
pricktic
The baconator is my father. you sicko!

i dont think this is going to work.
to the trash with this child you speak of!
abort!
pricktic Report | 08/19/2008 4:40 pm
pricktic
WHEN DID YOUR EGO GET PREGO?
D:

i dont think the baconator will like this very much.
:[
pricktic Report | 08/19/2008 4:35 pm
pricktic
shh. dont speak of it so loudly.
*covers your mouth*
its a secret, remember?
X-Insanity_Rocks-X Report | 08/19/2008 4:33 pm
X-Insanity_Rocks-X
Lol. Yay!!! Snape fans unite!!
pricktic Report | 08/19/2008 4:31 pm
pricktic
OH. redface
dont tease me like that.
Sir Ashcroft Report | 08/16/2008 8:25 pm
Sir Ashcroft
ur welcome redface
 

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Gwen: Have you ever eaten alien meat?
Cpt. Jack: Yep.
Gwen: How was it?
Cpt. Jack: Well, he seemed to enjoy it.


(Yay for bisexuals like myself and Captain Jack)

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So freaking CUTE!