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princessSue1

Report | 11/30/2008 6:29 pm

princessSue1

15 things to do at WAL*MART







1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.





2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.





3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.





4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.





5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.





6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.





7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.





8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"





9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.





10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.





11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.





12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.





13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"





14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"





15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET!"
princessSue1

Report | 07/07/2008 6:59 pm

princessSue1

HEY! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTA! ^_^

^_^ ^*^ ^_^ ^*^
princessSue1

Report | 04/21/2008 1:35 pm

princessSue1

Hey! How are you doing?
princessSue1

Report | 03/10/2008 9:55 am

princessSue1

Hey Gecko! I love your profile! Beachbeagle made it right?

He made mine too! I love it! ^_^
beachbeagle

Report | 02/05/2008 8:44 am

beachbeagle

Hope you like your new Buffy profile theme Sarah! Tell me how much you love me (your brother) on messanger tonight. I tried to get all the pictures in, hope you don't mind how I used the group shots. There was just too much to use them in the background. As it is some of the pictures end up covered by text and stuff a lot (esspecially those of the villains because I put them further towards the center becuase they were less important in my mind.) BG goes size and distance from Buffy usually represents how important you were in the TV show.... Scoobies are largest and I try to make them the closest. The rest shrink depending in lenght of time in the series and how important I remember them being and move closer to the center where, unfortunately, they end up getting covered by text some of the time.
WERGERS

Report | 01/25/2008 10:43 am

WERGERS

thnx for buying
pamela39ce1958

Report | 01/24/2008 7:10 am

pamela39ce1958

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beachbeagle

Report | 01/18/2008 8:37 am

beachbeagle

Darn. Oh well. ^_^

Poke the Gecko!!!!
Gecko2007

Report | 12/03/2007 7:00 pm

Gecko2007

NO!!!!!! it doesn't. hug yes...kiss not so much.
beachbeagle

Report | 11/27/2007 5:46 pm

beachbeagle

Does the mistletoe above your head give me a public excuse to give you a kiss?