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A man was riding his Harley along a
California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways,
I will grant you one wish.


The
biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime
I want."


The
Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for
that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several
natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire
for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind.

The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I
want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four
on that bridge?