The Infamous Quote Page

Walker: "We dont own german. WE PWN IT!"
Lopan: "You are a politcall-" (Gigs) "YOUR A BUM!"
TED: "I think I hear moaning..." (girl in c-block moans)
Gigs: "Ugh...This is disgusting...No dont take it away!"
Gigs: "Battle Bot do good!"
Shingi: -About a Phd- "Everyone has one these days. I bet you could go to china and buy one for like 50p"
Lopan: Current situation: Buggered.
Gigs: Yeah, A particle acceleration going wrong at that rate would cause like a huge massi-(Lopan spits out m'n'm) That one tasted like poo.
Lopan: We're bitching...Oh, My, God!
Gigs: Heeeey...wait a second...I thought trees were green.
Gigs: (Sees Lopan with m'n'ms) *evil stare*
Gigs: Forget the foreplay, We just got screwed!
Gigs: If Tifa isnt hot. Then I'm your mum.
Gigs: Yeah and there only friends for the chuunin exams then after they can be all like..." stare Koshiro"..." stare Li"...again.
Rob: *while wrestling Jordan* Hey, lets just talk about this ok?
Rob: *still wrestling Jordan* I WONT FIGHT YOU!!! IM NOT INSURED!!!
Abul: Ok, Ill spill the emotional beans...*farts*
Gigs: The doctors assistants? Why dont they just call them the doctors bitches? Or in your case, Man b***h.
Zak: (ant eater is on screen) Hey, Look everyone its hiren. (Gigs) Oh really? Coz I thought it was Santa the ***** wife AKA your mum AKA my man-b***h AKA mr.farrows personel doll. *nods franticaly* No really I did.
Chris: OMG, Jesus is soooo frigging sexy! I wouldnt mind him blessing my cross...If ya know what I mean wink
Gigs:..Now this is going to eat away at my brain like sasuke ate away at orichimarus soul. gonk
Someone: Cockporn...I meant popcorn.
Mistress: -Backhands- SHUT UP!
Shingi: Boobie that made me laugh! rofl
Tom: The trees are really humans who were hit by biogenetic weaponary.
Zak: (To Gigs) Aw, Why not me? (Gigs) ...Because shes hotter.
Gigs: When I grow up I wanna be a ninja ninja
Sophie: PE kit is gay..
Gigs: Oh by the way if you ever leave me Ill stalk you ninja
Yaléni: k, first of all, need piccys of both avis.. then, need what style.. send you a list in a sec.. then, need to know what pose.. (sounds wrong..) then, need to know if you want a caption or any other type of text on it..
Gigs: The sky is falling, AGAIN!
Drawn Together guy: Mummy will live inside me forever. *eats heart*
Sophie: Why do so many people love cutting trees @_@
Gigs: *after crashing*...Well...At least the helmets work..
Sophie: My windows are mixing x_x;
Tom: *in the pool with Chris* I like the way they jiggle when you move.
Abul: Bend down low and give it a good blow because its getting wet...
Lorenzo: *in the pool* AHHH MY SLAVES HAVE TURNED INTO SHARKS!!
Tom: Gropes! *runs away*
Abul: Groptitude! *runs away*
Gigs: Whats with all the groping.. gonk
Rob: You were a mistake!...Your dad got raped.
Missle: Heeey, are you drinking beer??? (Gigs) No. Its orange juice. (Missle) No. Its beer. (Gigs) Prove it. (Missle) Come here and breath on me. (Gigs)....Bowchikawowow...
Mistress: I made up a funny ad but cant remember it. (Gigs) GO SEX MUFFIN! (Mistress) confused -Drops her pants-? (Gigs) YAY! but I meant remember the ad.. xd
Ramek: ...I want to rape you with a fan.. ninja ...And that ladder...And that TV... ninja
Chaos: DUDE! THIS ONE TIME! AT BAND CAMP!...I showed this gril how to play my flute..If ya know what I mean wink (Gigs) wink I hear you loud and clear *high five*
Lopan: -Farts- (Gigs) -everything vibrates- Dude that was the nuke of all farts.
Lithl K-neval: *on holographic tv* Tell me again why I'd want my children watching tv on a mirror spinning fast enough that the human eye cannot track the movement?
link2822: *quoting J. K. Rowling* Of course it is happening inside your head ... but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? wink
Uber-n00b: On the day of Spetember 11th I was in the garden, watching my brother practice baseball. When the first tower was struck I felt a migraine coming on, so I grabbed my head. My brother turned to me and said: "Are you all right? What's wrong?" I replied: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." I rubbed my forhead, I felt asthough in a trance. I fixed my gaze on my brother and said:"You'd better get on with your exercises."
Blabbiddyblahblah:... you took the words right out of my mouth.
The male body is much different than a female's. Even if it feels good to him, free will has been taken. I don't know how one would get him down and surrendered, but I'm sure there are ways.
As far as the body goes, it is a natural reaction for the sensitive p***s to become aroused to touch or caressing/fondling. Even if the "owner"(haha) does not want to react.
Gigs: Guys are like all physical physical physical, and Girls are all emmmoottiiooonnnallll...But when they get physical and we get emotional and they lose all self control...you have them right where you want them.
*talking about Dr. Cox* Eliot: You don't like Cox? (Jordon) Course I love Cox. (Todd) Wicked conversation women!...*random girl talks about nice weiners*...Gotta run girls.
Sex Muffin: You mean sexy see-through undies? Like so? (Gigs) ...o_o...Yeah them.
Gigs: I accidently got my masturbating hand stuck in a nettle bush...It hurt crying . (Sex Muffin) xd Arent you the smart one.
Sex Muffin: *disappears from screen* (Gigs) Ah! The pillow eated you crying (Sex Muffin) *re-appears in undies* -,- (Gigs) Is it just me or did you take your top off? gonk (Sex Muffin) And skirt. (Gigs) gonk
Gigs: Why do you hate me so? gonk (Year 6 dude) Because you killed my son.
Gigs: I go to Rooksheath. (Year 6 dude) Ah, Uxbridge College, I shall meet you there at 8am. (Gigs) oO Why? (Year 6 dude) Because that is the rule!
Gigs: *goes underwater and bites above Lopans arse* (Lopan) What the hell dude?! Why would you do that?!! Now it looks like I have a love-bite on my arse!!! gonk
Sinivar: Nah. Evolution isn't wrong. It just kinda passed you over. But no worries. Learn to pick and eat fleas and you'll be accepted back within the monkey community in no time. 3nodding
Gigs: *smokes paper cig* Hey, Tony you go-*cig catches fire* OMG!!!
Gigs: Dude dude dude, look I can make the stormtrooper hump the ground. xD
Lopan: Jawa Rape!! xDD
Lopan: Look at us, casually talking about porn. xD
Ottery: 1. Learn to spell. 2. What the hecks a "goast". stare 3. Wrong Forum.
UNCPmanATcfcc: Doesn't the Bible say that God made grass, herbs, and trees, and then said that these things are good (Genesis 1:11-12)? So why can't I do what's good?
Sophie: Haha. Sex god. Reminds me of Georgia Nickelson.
Gigs: Nooooo...Not the hair....Its soft...;-;
Gigs: Dude, Your p***s is called Goliath. Choas: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! Gigs: Yes. It means your schlong was in the bible. Mines a gaint ape from Africa xD. Chaos: Better then your stupid monkey. Mines in the Bible!! xD.
Gigs: *-* heart That was the 9/11 of all mini elf attacks.
*about lopan posting ninjas* Gigs: What was with the ninja. Rowena: Ninja? wasn't that a terrorist? Jalpesh: Tom is the world first ginger terrorist.
*about sophie* Jalpesh: Is she online? Gigs: Yup. Jalpesh: Add her, we could have an online double date thingy. xDD
Thread: -aimed at girls- What is the weirdest thing you've masturbated with. Cookiet: johnny depp. Gigs: Lol. What is it with girls and Depp. I bet he would be flattered that you want to stick him there. xD
codysaporta: Who has it worse...girls or guys? highestelevation: Vegetarians? _xX-GD-Xx_: Neither? Ms Renaissance: Girls;
We have periods, push out babies, big breasts sticking out of chests.
Abul: Girl, I'm going out of my mind and even though I don't really know you... (weeks later) Now I'm just ******** going out of my mind.
Abul: Don't forget our quote. Gigs: Which one? Abul: I cant remember. ;-;
Abul: What time is it? Gigs: 5:35... Abul: Where are we? Gigs: *looks at sign*...The Ark.
Abul: 69? Isn't that an Asian porn site?
Abul: Grab a lower interest. cool
Abul: Lets get a bit...Physical. cool
Abul: Ouch! That hurt...its like me slapping your frozen c**k.
Sophie: *swims through your throatii thingii* Gigs: ;-; I wanna swim through my throat thing. Sophie: Nu. >

razz You say no to everything I say. Lol. Sophie. Nuuuuuu ;-; Gigs: Quote! Sophie: Nu ;-;
Sophie: im hungwy ;-; Gigs: *feeds you* ninja Sophie: that could sound so wrong =]...feeds me with what? ;-;...i want something nice and hawt please ;-; <3 Gigs: xD Now that could sound wrong.
Gerbil: Ms.Girvan's gay. stare
Jasmine: We should not let them have babies! (Chloe) What? Rabies? (Lopan) I like gravy!!
Sophie: *sings* Watching the marketplace like a hawk. Gigs: *sings* Watching you like a...Hiren. =P Sophie: Hiding behind you like a ninja...So you don't see me...-.- I killed it. =P
Yaléni: Monkey Salad. =O Gigs: Ooooohh Yeaaaahhh cool
Gigs: Take it easy. Yaléni: I tend to like taking things hard Dx
Muffin: Giggles is easy. Gigs: Huh? What do you mean easy? Muffin: If I said screw me. You would. Easy. Like a slut. =D Gigs: o.o Nope. Im not easy. Im hard. Very very very hard.
Gigs: Ok its 4am. Im off now. Muffin: >O Nu. Gigs: gonk But I need to sleep. Muffin: >O FINE. Gigs: I'll stay a little longer if ya want. =] Muffin: Nu! Go away! xD Gigs: gonk
Gigs: Me without you is like...Um...Milk without cookies. *adds to pm* Now I can add different ones when Im bored. x3 (Sophie) Ive got one. Me without you is like you without me....Genius ninja
Ramek: BOOBIES (Yaléni)...=o (Tom)... 3nodding (Sophie)...T.T;
Gigs: Hey look its denture cream... (Lopan) Ewwwww!! OLD PEOPLE!! x3
Zues: Ok, so what your saying is that I need to pay attention slowly and steadily so I can be as rich as a farmer with genetically modified turtles that eat peoples heads?
Gigs: Sorry. sweatdrop I don't understand the Canadian bus system. (Muffin)... neutral Its just a ******** bus.
Gigs: Can I beat you too Dominic? (Muffin) o-o (Dominic) Yes. As long as its hard. (Muffin) o-o (Dominic) And on the a**. (Muffin) O_O (Gigs) o.o (Dominic) and with your...Just kidding. Jeeze.
Muffin: Gigs you got a gold mine today (Gigs) LOL I wish ;P (Dominic) Whats a gol.....wait a min never mind dont wanna know.
Demokritos: (About Hitler)
Good military strategist? Yes.
Good leader? Yes.
Good speaker? Yes.
Good economist? Yes.
Racist psychopath?..........Yes.
Chirag: Me and my bullshitting bhai! =D (Gigs) It just says bullshitting. (Chirag) I know *insert annoying smile face with pink bow* (Gigs) And I'm still showing you my big chocolate p***s tomorrow. >.>
Zues: Moving on... GIVE MEH MONIES!!!!1 (Gigs) No. (Zues) Racist.... (Gigs) Exactly. (Zues) Racist... (Gigs) I love you. (Zues) Racist... (Gigs) I love you chocolate man. (Zues) Racist...
Orochiyume: Also according to the Christian faith, a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can save us from eternal damnation if we symbollically canabilize him and telepathically tell him he is our master. He does this all because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat magical fruit.
Abul: I don't call you a waste man I call you a waste girl. (Gigs) *as 3 men walk past* But I wanna be called a waste woman!
Gigs: *to yaléni* I'm watching you lick that stuff of yourself.
Pam: Don't threaten to slap them, just slap them! *slaps Lopan* Lopan:...OW sweatdrop
Lopan: Tim you wanker! Tim: No, Never again. gonk
Abul: Shes gonna work it out y'know, she isn't that stupid. Gigs: We'll see...OH CRAP, thats not what I meant... crying
Yaléni: *reads* Jesus said, 'And I, if I be lifted up from the earth, will draw all men unto me.'...Yaléni said, 'What a stupid thing to put on a bus.'
Gigs: That sounds kinda wrong actually. And why men? xP Why not women? Yaléni: ....Maybe Jesus was actually a woman.
*Tom and Zues arguing about something* Zak: Ladies, ladies, where's the looove? Zues: >.>; Are you promoting lesbianism or something?
Gigs: This beds reeally comfy. (Abul) I know someone else who thought that. wink (Gigs) >.>...It messed up my hair. (Abul) Thats what she said. wink Except you did it "single handedly".
Zues: I can and will throw a bible at your gonads.
Legg: Lets all sing happy birthday...Happy birthday to you.
Gigs: Genius =o Where would I be without you. (Skittles) With another girl T=T
(talking to KD) Gigs: Okay I'm gonna work while you sleep...Wow, never thought I'd be saying that to you.
Lopan: Please remove any thing edible from your mouth and pockets including chewing gum, crisps, drinks, women and if your Abul, girl guides.
(Sitting around a fire with Tom, Little Legg and Nick having all drunk a few pints...beer and guys naturally the convo topic = sex) Little Legg: -after long silence-...Y'know...I wanna shake the hand of the lass who invented blow jobs. xD -everyone lols- (Nick) Whats so great about blow jobs? o.o -everyone lols harder and Little Legg walks off tuting-
Lopan: Ugh! Its so damn annoying! You go 'You look pretty' and then shes all 'No I don't ;-;' and then shes all upset and you ask whats wrong and she goes 'nevermind..' or 'nothing' and it makes you wanna slam the laptop shut and scream FUUUUCCCCCKKKK.....yeah I love her to bits. <3 [UBERLULZ]
Sara: Type your name into google. Wow things actually come up!! (Gigs} I see me =o (Sara) Radhika is under you :O (Gigs) Bow Chika Bow Wow ;O
Gigs: OMG THAT PIC! (KD) OMG YOUR p***s CAN FLY! O: (Gigs) Yes it can. 8D
(This is all for now. I shall add more when more appear.)