HEY SEXXII....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO(I WOULDN'T DO DIS PART U NOW DAT RITE?) KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ....!!!...........PRAYING FOR THE NEW Jordan's I SAW THE OTHER DAY...MAN DEM THANGZ HELLA FIRE..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WUT U THINKIN BOUT WEN U WAS READIN DIS....SEND DIS 2 ALL DA SEXII PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? I BETTER C DIS COMMENT IN MA PROFILE! IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU ******** SEXII
~A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...~
~girlSlow down im scared.
~guyNo,this is fun!
~girlNo its not,please slow down!?
~guyThen tell me you love me.
~girlI love you!Now slow down!!
~guyNow give me a big hug.
~She gave him a hug.
~guy Can you take off my helment and put it on your head, its bothering me...
~In the newspaper the next day,a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it,only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road,the guy realized that the breaks were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead,he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then,he had her put his helmet on so that she would live,even if it meant that he would die...
~If you would do this for the person you love, send it to them.
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