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lisais-fire619 Report | 02/20/2011 4:22 pm

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lisais-fire619 Report | 07/08/2009 2:52 am

so miss u dude

sweet_and_dangerous Report | 12/14/2008 9:15 pm

aww i miss u sparki

[caffeinated] Report | 06/06/2008 6:02 pm

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sweet_and_dangerous Report | 01/27/2008 12:39 pm

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Keng-Emiko Report | 10/01/2007 3:06 pm

Matt, get online or I'll sick my little dog on you!!

Keng-Emiko Report | 10/01/2007 3:05 pm

Lolzers, your such a tard XI

albino417 Report | 09/25/2007 2:42 am

Dear Wife,



During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.



I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.



The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:







54 times the sheets were clean



17 times it was too late



49 times you were too tired



20 times it was too hot



15 times you pretended to be asleep



22 times you had a headache



17 times you were afraid of waking the baby



16 times you said you were too sore



12 times it was the wrong time of the month



19 times you had to get up early



9 times you said weren't in the mood



7 times you were sunburned



6 times you were watching the late show



5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo



3 times you said the neighbors would hear us



9 times you said your mother would hear us







Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:







6 times you just laid there



8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling



4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with



7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished



1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move







KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!







========================================







TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:







I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:







5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat



36 times you did not come home at all



21 times you didn't come with energy



33 times you came too soon



19 times you went soft before you got in



38 times you worked too late



10 times you got cramps in your toes



29 times you had to get up early to play golf



2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls



4 times you got it stuck in your zipper



3 times you had a cold and your nose was running



2 times you had a splinter in your finger



20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day



6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book



98 times you were too busy watching TV







Of the times we did get together:







The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.







I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"







The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!







Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.







This game has been played since 1996.











So here are the rules:







If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week



If you read this on a Monday, wish for money



If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for success



If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for love



If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want



If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date



If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call







repost in 3.5 min. and your wish will come true



Make sure you repost in 3.5 min. or your wish won't come true.







title it : why couples dont have sex.. funny

munkey-ninja-twin Report | 09/08/2007 7:16 pm

hello

thatoterwhitekid Report | 09/05/2007 12:16 am

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