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My Journal!!
I plan 2 write bout my life and how it's goin, and i plan 2 express myself and my feelings!
I plan 2 write bout my life and how it's goin, and i plan 2 express myself and my feelings!
Yeah...i'am emo... u got a problem with it?
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Gender: Female
Birthday: 05/06
did u all knw that i rock_lol_just jokin!!
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said,"All of you sons of bitches who want off get the hell off now cause this is the last stop! And all off you sons of bitches who want to get on, get your asses in the train, cause were goin down the tracks." The horrified mother and told her son,"We don't use that language in this house! Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay in there for TWO HOURS! When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, she heard her child add,"For those who are pissed of for the TWO HOUR delay, please the b***h in the kitchen!"
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its too scary Guy: Then tell me you love me Girl: I love you, now slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
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(an update on me, me and redneck are no longer talking let alone together!...I brought my new b/f onto gaia though ^^...his name is JC31 cool
*huggles* I'll see you around hun, take care of yourself!
But i hope you have fun. [:
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