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- 01/26/2008
- Location
- Chicago, Michigan
- Occupation
- Retired
- Gender
- Female
- Birthday
- 01/01/1915
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My name is Euphanidia Haver. I am 93 years old. I was born in 1915 to John and Ellen Saowerkritz. I've lived in Chicago all my life, and know everyone here. In 1924 I was given, by my parents of course, my first kitten, and since then have loved all felines. In 1931 I graduated from Schidengale's High School, which has since then been destroyed, and an apartment complex put in its place. In 1934 I became an exotic dancer for Mr. Big's Kitty Club. That is where I met my late husband Winston, who would tip me very night with the money he earned from being a milkman. In 1944 I left from the Kitty Club because I was too old for that, and became a cookie maker, Grandma's Cookies was the name of my small city business shop. Winston and I, married in 1937, had our first child in 1938, a girl who we named Jennifer. Sadly 4 years later she died in a horrible meat grinder related accident, but in 1942 we had our oldest son Brian, or Bill, well it starts with a B. He revealed to us he was a transvestite at the age of 20 and Winston almost had a heart attack, but I loved Brian, or Bill, whatever, all the same. In the spring of 1954 we had Christopher, or youngest, he became an accountant, whilst Brian, Bill, whatever became an exotic dancer like his mother. Anyways, somewhere in the sixties I shut down the cookie company,or sold it, I can't remember which, and became a secretary, and that same year, 1967, Winston surprised me with an anniversary party and that is how I got Mr. Skittles, my favorite cat, who has been long gone since then of course, but I loved him so much I had him stuffed and turned into a footstool and side table. In the seventies I continued my secretary business, and sued my boss for sexual harassment, even though I was the one coming onto him, but don't tell anyone that. I won and me and Winston future retirement was set for us. In the nineties I bought a home for both me and Winston with my settlement money, and I have lived there with my 37 cats since then. About the year 2005 Winston went out, and was run over by a milk truck. Now both Christopher and Bob, Billy, whatever, have moved away, and I miss Winston so very much. I only wish I could have him back, it's like if I could hear him now. Something saying, "I'm right here next to you, you crazy old b***h! I'm not dead!" But, oh, it must be the wind....Friends
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Euphanidia's Diary
Entries from my diary, sometimes I find entries from long ago, when I was a girl. You might be in for a treat!
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YAY, THEY RENEWED MY LICENSE! I STILL GOT IT... Now if only I could find the brakes...
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