About The Hobo-Killer :]
Hey, the name's Jacob. I'm one to dah three. I'm straighhttttttttt yeahhh. I live in Las Vegas, Nevada. It's pretty cool here. I'm pretty bro, I like to dirtbike and quad, but my sister's the one with the mad skillz.
Hobbies :] -
playing video games (Grand Theft Auto, Kingdom Hearts, Mario, &
Sonic). Watching Spongebob in my boxxxxers. Running around like a crazy guy. Barrell rolling them hobos to death (preferably with a car)! Lighting hobos on fire, with their nasty stanky selves. Beating up my 9-year-old next door neighbor. Spontaneaously combusting. Dirtbiking. Quadding. Hiking. Making sum ramen, maaaan! Burning things that are not needed. Lighting my hands on fire with the usage of lighters & perfume. Running around Wal Mart screaming "NOOO THE VOICES! THEY'RE IN MY HEAD! GET OUT!!!!" & also "BOXXX HOURRRR!". Hiding in the clothes & jumping out screaming PICK ME PICK MEEE! & also driving the Barbie jeeps in the Men's Department & crashing into little children & making them cry. :] I'm interesting, you ?
Likes -
barrell rolling on homeless homosapeans. falling off of things. Grand Theft Auto. Video games. TV. Computer Flash & Roleplaying games. STICK RPG!!!! Mario (that sexy plumber with that mucho grande mustache). Sonic the Hedgehog. Racing games. Boxers O_o. Talking to my imaginary friends. Coversing with them little chipmunks named Alvin. The Asian Persuasion. Falling out of helicopters 100,000 feet in the air! YERR MOMMMM.
OH HOT DAMN, THIS IS MY JAM;;
Dislikes-
nerds. mean people. HOBOS ALL OF THEM! BARRELL ROLL THEM ALL TO DEATHHH! YERR MOM ;].
Music-
My Chemical Romance. Nirvana. 3 Doors Down. Linkin Park. Papa Roach. System of a Down. Rise Against. Non-Point. X-Files Theme Music. Techno. O-Zone. Cobra Starship. Stiff Kittens. The Films. Puddle of Mudd. Seether. Paramore. Kottonmouth Kings. NeverShoutNever! All-Time Low. Express Yourself. Flyleaf. Mindless Self Indulgence. Nickelback. Bowling For Soup. Metallica. AC/DC. Guns And Roses. Hinder. Panic! at the Disco. Fall Out Boy. Kiss. Queen. The Beatles. Plain White T's. Escape the Fate. Slipknot. 3OH!3. All-American Rejects. Theory of a Deadman. Set Your Goals.
Hobbies :] -
playing video games (Grand Theft Auto, Kingdom Hearts, Mario, &
Sonic). Watching Spongebob in my boxxxxers. Running around like a crazy guy. Barrell rolling them hobos to death (preferably with a car)! Lighting hobos on fire, with their nasty stanky selves. Beating up my 9-year-old next door neighbor. Spontaneaously combusting. Dirtbiking. Quadding. Hiking. Making sum ramen, maaaan! Burning things that are not needed. Lighting my hands on fire with the usage of lighters & perfume. Running around Wal Mart screaming "NOOO THE VOICES! THEY'RE IN MY HEAD! GET OUT!!!!" & also "BOXXX HOURRRR!". Hiding in the clothes & jumping out screaming PICK ME PICK MEEE! & also driving the Barbie jeeps in the Men's Department & crashing into little children & making them cry. :] I'm interesting, you ?
Likes -
barrell rolling on homeless homosapeans. falling off of things. Grand Theft Auto. Video games. TV. Computer Flash & Roleplaying games. STICK RPG!!!! Mario (that sexy plumber with that mucho grande mustache). Sonic the Hedgehog. Racing games. Boxers O_o. Talking to my imaginary friends. Coversing with them little chipmunks named Alvin. The Asian Persuasion. Falling out of helicopters 100,000 feet in the air! YERR MOMMMM.
OH HOT DAMN, THIS IS MY JAM;;
Dislikes-
nerds. mean people. HOBOS ALL OF THEM! BARRELL ROLL THEM ALL TO DEATHHH! YERR MOM ;].
Music-
My Chemical Romance. Nirvana. 3 Doors Down. Linkin Park. Papa Roach. System of a Down. Rise Against. Non-Point. X-Files Theme Music. Techno. O-Zone. Cobra Starship. Stiff Kittens. The Films. Puddle of Mudd. Seether. Paramore. Kottonmouth Kings. NeverShoutNever! All-Time Low. Express Yourself. Flyleaf. Mindless Self Indulgence. Nickelback. Bowling For Soup. Metallica. AC/DC. Guns And Roses. Hinder. Panic! at the Disco. Fall Out Boy. Kiss. Queen. The Beatles. Plain White T's. Escape the Fate. Slipknot. 3OH!3. All-American Rejects. Theory of a Deadman. Set Your Goals.
I'm about to barrell roll these @#$%&!^^^
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