There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The p***s looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends.
ii woke up iin a hospiital bed. Scared because ii couldn't move, ii asked the doctor "What's goiing on?" He saiid "You don't remember? iit all happened at school." He told me "Your friiend had a problem wiith some people at school and was almost shot - you jumped iin front of them and took the bullet yourself. Lucky you diidn't diie. You're goiing to be ok, though, so don't worry." Now I thiink to myself 'ii'm happy ii took that bullet for you, because iit would've hurt even more to see you lyiing iin thiis hospiital bed." Send thiis to 3 guys and 5 giirls (including me) you would take a bullet for
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