Grumpy Death

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Registered: 12/16/2003

Location: IR[L]

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Insincerely yours,
G.D.

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I'm Death. This is my journal. Were you expecting more? Get out. Seriously. Shoo.

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RECENTLY DECEASED

Irresolute Soul on 03/08/2020
 

NECROLOGY

Some of you may know me by a number of other names - West, Lord of the Westernlands, Z, Zan, Zansa, Zansatsu, JtR, Jacky, Ripper, and Karma to name a few - but after a lot of thought and the lack of activity from the people here on Gaia I've called friends over the years I've decided to put this account to new use as the satirical pale rider now known as Grumpy Death.

Understand that it's not going to be all gallows humor and snarky commentary. I intend to at least occasionally provide something insightful and provocative but for the most part it would be ill-advised to take me too seriously.

If I offend then please stop and think before responding to anything you read from me because odds are you're taking it too seriously or you just need to lighten up in general. The worst thing ever done to a cause is the hypocritical defense of it by its supporters. Want respect? Give it in return or get over the fact the person is just a jerk. You have no control over another person's opinions so all you can do is explain your POV and move on. World would be a lot better off if we all just agreed to disagree or at least maintained a civil discussion.

That's pretty much it. Now I've got an appointment to get to so see you three weeks.

Not-so-fond valedictions,
(Grumpy) Death
The Pale Rider


P.S. I recommend reading the Idiots Guide: Befriending Death before taking things any further. Seriously. Good read. Helpful even.

GRUMPY DEATH'S EMPORIUM

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Welcome to my parlour. I carry a variety of accoutrements at the lowest prices on the marketplace. (Disclaimer: Inventory may not actually be marked with the lowest price tag on the marketplace due to undercutting or expensive acquisition. Please contact store associate with price negotiations.) Please read the store policy before making any purchases and enjoy the rest of your time (above ground).

- The Pale Rider

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Store Policy:

1) All sales are final. No refunds. No exchanges. If you experience any issues with products please contact the manufacturer.

2) Grumpy Death is not responsible for accidental death from defective items.

3) Items sold DO NOT come with a guarantee for 100% customer satisfaction.

4) Price negotiations only available for items marked for 100,000+ Gaia Gold. (Does not apply to game items sold in bulk.)

5) Trades also accepted after price comparison.

6) Collectible Letters - Price negotiations not applicable.

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