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Guys, sorry about the "Happy Holidays" thing. None of the profile themes said "Merry Christmas". Probably intimidated by a bunch of atheists.People, if you are offended by the name of a two thousand year old man that you don't even believe existed, then you need serious mental help.
Merry CHRISTmas!!!!
Hey. I'm Josh. Here's stuff about me.
-I'm 13.
-I'm Christian.
-I am a foxy redhead.
-One of my friends at church is also a foxy redhead.
-I'm a metalhead (I like metal music).
-I like rock stuff too.
-I hate rap.
-I play the drums.
-I'm getting alot better at playing the drums.
-I'm still not that good at playing the drums.
-I'm going to start a Christian rock (or metal) band.
-I don't see the logic of starting a band if I can't play the drums very well.
-I don't see the logic in most things.
-Despite the previous statement, people think that I am very logical.
-The previous statement shows you how wrong people can get.
-I like to ramble sometimes.
-I can't remember where I was.
- I will then start over.
-Haha. I'm just kidding.
-From the previous two statements, you can see that I like making jokes.
-In addition to the previous statement, you can see that I'm not very good at it.
-Right about now you are thinking that I like to use the word 'previous' alot.
-Quoting from the 13th statement down, It shows you how wrong people can get.
-You are so wrong and full of yourself that you don't even realize that I quoted from the 14th statement down, not the 13th.
-Again, you are so full of yourself that you went back up to the top to count the statements to prove me wrong.
-And now you are laughing at me and at yourself because I made such a hilarious and totally blown-out-of-preportions joke.
-Again, I like to ramble.
-Let's get on with the list, shall we?
-I like Dr. Pepper.
-I like Coke.
-My sis thinks that my brain is the size of the period at the end of this sentance. <-
-Again, it just goes to show how wrong people can get.
-Since I am much smarter that my sister. if she was right and my brain was the size of a period, what size does that make her brain?
-Just kidding sis.
-I like junk food.
-I like comedy movies.
-I like comedians.
-My favorite comedian is Brad Stine.
-I am a conservative.
-I consider myself an Independant.
-The Democrats (spelling?) want to take our troops out of Iraq.
-They only want to do this to increase their political standing with the people.
-That is a very dumb idea, because if we take the troops out, Alkaida (again, spelling?) or whatever to come back in, take over the country again, and launch more "9/11's" at us.
-We all remember 9/11, don't we.
-Then, we will needlessly lose more civilians and waste more troops getting back into the country and making it like it is now.
-I hate it when people think only on what they see now, and not in the long run.
-I also hate opportunists who will do and say anything to get the favor of the people (coughcough Democrats coughcough).
-Despite all of those statements before this one, I am not a politician, and hate politicians, because look at all of this stuff that's happening: a war; kids smoking, drinking, and doing drugs; suicide; and a whole crap load of things happening, and to them it's all about politics.
-Again, I like to ramble.
-I hate puns.
-I am white.
-I am male.
-I listen to rock and metal music at supersonic levels.
-My parents and my sister don't like it when I listen to rock and metal music at supersonic levels.
-I do it anyways.
-I own an Ipod Nano.
-I want a regular Ipod.
-I don't have a cell phone.
-I hate it when non-Christians feel as if I am forcing my religion onto anybody.
-I would never force my religion onto anybody unless I was insane, drugged, or possessed.
-I probably wouldn't do it anyways.
-I'm really bored right now.
-I just had 14 Dr. Peppers.
-I'm just kidding. Maybe like 4.
-Finally, for the last time, I make bad jokes.
Anyways, that's pretty much me. Yeah.
You don't like it? Sue me.
Oh yeah, here's some quotes by C.S. Lewis:
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." - C.S. Lewis
"A man can eat his dinner without understanding exactly how food nourishes him. A man can accept what Christ has done without knowing how it works: indeed, he certainly would not know how it works until he has accepted it." - C.S. Lewis
"All killing is not murder any more than all sexual intercourse is adultery." - C.S. Lewis
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