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You should bestow gifts upon your king.

How may I help you?

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Jackie VanLoren Report | 04/06/2012 7:51 pm: hello mr williams -fixes glasses- hope to do buisness with you again soon....
Weve Got Your Hand Report | 11/13/2010 8:43 pm: *grabs on to Ash's leg tightly, but ends up sliding down his leg. Starts to untie his shoe.*
Weve Got Your Hand Report | 11/13/2010 8:36 pm: *flung off, hits the wall...scurries back over to Ash and tries to crawl up his pant leg* twisted
Weve Got Your Hand Report | 11/10/2010 7:26 pm: *crawls up Ash's back, toward his face.*
Weve Got Your Hand Report | 11/10/2010 7:11 pm: talk2hand
Weve Got Your Hand Report | 11/10/2010 6:44 pm: ninja
phatreinbow Report | 11/09/2010 1:35 pm: Army of Darkness, for the win. Enough said. Kick some undead a**, dude! > biggrin
+[Skarekrow]+ Report | 10/14/2010 12:38 am: No worries.
I'll do my best to do just that.
c:
+[Skarekrow]+ Report | 10/14/2010 12:25 am: Haha.
That is true.

I saw one of those at Borders and just looking at it gave me a bad vibe.
+[Skarekrow]+ Report | 10/14/2010 12:20 am: Hehe.
Just glad to help.
<3

Sounds heroic, doesn't it?

About me, kids.

The name's Ash. I work in Housewares. Aisle twelve. How may I help you?
What's with the metal hand? Well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you... but long story short, it involves me and the fate of humanity resting in my hands. Er, hand. Damn you, other hand!
Basically, it all boils down to the fact that because of me, everyone on this planet is alive. And I could have been king, you know. It was very tempting. But I knew I had to get back to my own time, maybe pick up a hot chick or two along the way.
...So maybe I didn't say every itsy-bitsy little syllable when I picked up the book. The point is that basically, I said it. Basically. That's pretty much the same thing. It doesn't change-

"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

-anything. Right. *cocks gun* Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.

About bad Ash. He's a pest.

Hey losers! This is Bad Ash. If you're expecting me to go easy on ya, well, don't! I'm nothing like that goody-two-shoes.
He may have defeated me in the last battle. But this time, it won't be so easy! I've been building up my army!
And as long as he's alive, I'll be here. You can't have either Good or Bad Ash without the other, see. Hahaha!

Ashley J. Williams

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