You Laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just Farted!
Hola. Meh name is Paras, although most people call me Grumpy, partly because of the fact that i'm usually never caught smiling ^_^ I have some of the best friends in the world and i love them all. I guess you would call me kinda weird, but i love all the childest things i do. Music is pretty much my life, although playing video games is a close second. I am a HUGE anime lover and i watch just about any anime that's decent (Inuyasha, Naruto, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach) I also love to fish, play baseball, and twirl a wooden rifle biggrin
My Favorite Quotations
If you cant beat e'm, get the shotgun.
When life gets tough, beat it with a stick
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
When life gives you lemons, you find somebody with a paper cut
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
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You like naruto( I have to catch up on the manga really bad)? What others do you like?