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******** this s**t.
The name's Hans Brandt and you'd best not forget it.
It's all about me, myself, and I.
I'm the biggest douchebag, a*****e, t**t, and whatever other name you can throw at me that you will ever meet.
I don't take kindly to anyone's bullshit. Wanna ******** with me? You're signing your own death warrant.
I like guys and chicks. I like to ********, drink, and smoke.
My prized possessions are my c**k, my motorcycle, and my CDs.
Less talking, more taking off your clothes, yeah?
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-Shoves him-
I don't want to get in your pants, either, ********.
Leave her alone. You're not her type and she's out of your league.
I'll knock YOU into next week if you lay a finger on her. She ******** your s**t up because you annoy her... maybe if you left her alone you won't have that problem.