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- Birthday
- 09/28
About
- You can call me Hayls.- My best friends are my life line.
- Music is my outlet.
- I sing. Horribly.
- I have a maine coon. His name is Bobb. He's fat.
- I love photography and art, poetry and writing.
- I love coffee and sushi.
- I hate Starbucks. They always get the order wrong, except at the ghetto one in Target.
- I am fascinated by masochism and the psychological effects of pain.
- Religion amazes me, I constantly research everything about it.
- The east coast sucks.
- But I love the summers here.
- Butterflies and flamingos make me happy.
- I've given my heart to my two best friends, and what was left was stolen away by the most amazing boy I've ever met.
"I may not be beautiful to you, or even pretty or cute, but I don't care. I know I'm beautiful to someone out there. I may not mean anything to any of you, but I don't care. I know that I mean something to someone out there. I'll be someones world, and they'll be mine. And everything will be okay."
.::Quotes::.
Justin: DON'T GO TO JAPAN
Jew: WRONG ASIANS WILL EAT YOU
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Jew: Florida is where old people go to die.
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Yema: why is my hand on fire...?
Jew: Its called arson, it happens when no one is looking.
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Yema: hes black... he has to smoke newports...
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Jew: I burped and it reminded me of Wall-E.
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Kira: yknow, i used to spell couldnt "cudnt" and i missed the "d" once.
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Yema: You're weird. Stop sniffing me.
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Me: They hit freaking BIRDS.
Justin: plane > bird = plane crash? wtf?
Me: I know! What the crap? To severely mess up a plane, those birds had to be like... pterodactyls or something.
Justin: thats why you dont drink and fly
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Kira: i will be soooo pissed off if im allergic to visine.
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Justin: Are you dead yet?
Me: No.
Justin: Son of a b***h.
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Yema: you're weird
Me: You're the one who's sniffing me.
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"*unknown word(s), looks like hi8tarts* to rant about how I need new music, *random word scramble... looks like heh, yeas, and one!*. I fear my subconcious is trying to tell me that this woill rellyhur; *scribble* SLEEEEEP. -needs it-."
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Me: I HAVE NO MONEY. *flail*
Yema: sell cameo!
Yema: hes black so you can get something out of him
Me: RACIST! GET BACK IN THE TRAILER! D=
Yema: go to your room! ill be there in a min!
Me: But the dog is watching. D=
Yema: the dogs seen worse
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Yema: Shut up and get back in the box.
Me: But the roaches...
Yema: I'll smoke them in a sec.
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Yema: Fine. TACO AND NACHO!!!
Me: YOU FORGOT THE ACCENT! BAD MEXICAN! GET BACK IN THE TRAILER!
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Yema: When I had a hamster, he lived outside and I never lost him. I would still have him but he moved to California because he got asked to play in Alvin and The Chipmunks.
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Me: I turned my ceiling light on, and it barked at me and then turned back off.
Yema: Wtf
Me: I don't know either, but apparently, not only does it think it's a dog, but it needs a new bulb.
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Justin: thats what jesus said, then he went down on his mom
Me: thats what you said. then you went down on your mom.
Justin: nope
Justin: i would never do that s**t to my mom
Justin: you just ruined oral sex for me
Me: =D
Justin: ******** c**t cicle
Me: My job is complete.
Justin: ******** whore
Me: Now when you think about it, you're going to think about your mom. =D
Justin: no s**t a*****e
Me: I win! =D
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welcome to america. would you like the combo?
it comes with a large, stereotypical and stuck-up population and an extra-large cup of obese. would you like some a**-kiss with that?
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