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"I didn't do it" ... "Then why are you laughing?" ... "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius."

THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

You say Edward, I say Ash
You say Bella, I say Misty
You say Jacob, I say Brock
You say Washington, I say Japan
You say Vampires, I say Pokemon
You say "How Romantic", I say, "I CHOOSE YOU!"
add this to your profile if you LOVE POKEMON!!! razz

Im not a perfect girl

my hair doesn't always stay in place....

i spill a lot of things AND im clumsy......

but when ~YOU~ think about it & take a step BACK.....

I remember how amazing ~MY~ life truly is.....

& thats maybe.....

I LIKE BEING ~*~ IMPERFECT~*~


if this is you then copy and post this in your diary.....

no ones perfect and if you think you are....

THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!

OH ******** IT'S A SPIDER!Calm down, it's just a spi... OH s**t, THAT b***h IS HUGE!*Kills it with remote*

"Hello? Oh, hey mom" "Are you at home" "No mom, I was able to magically answer our phone. I'm here at Antartica playing with the penguins."

"haha thats funny" .. " haha i don't get it" .. " neutral never mind" .. 10 mins later .. " OH I GET ITTT!"

"I know what you are," Bella whispered. "Say it," Edward demanded quietly. "Out loud." "Gay," Bella replied.

-Falls To Ground- ": :O Did You Just Trip?:" ": No, I Was Testing Gravity, And Just To Let You Know It Still Works!:"

Snakes are like gangs..you see them coming; but spiders are like ninjas. Those ******** come out of NOWHERE!


C.L.A.S.S = Come late and start sleeping :>


Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses,
solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with
sweat holes.

I act c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y calm, but in my head? I'm holding a chainsaw.

I just stepped on a cheerio, does that make me a cereal killer ?

ummmm excuse me... i bought a packet of chips... not a half bag of air

*computer freezes* WTF?!?! *starts clicking everywhere*

a*****e........thats not my name....a*****e........call me an a*****e one more time............a***flys up in air

"you're my best friend"..."so, then can i ask you a favor?"..."anything bro!"...(several hours later) *sitting in jail*..."i hate you"

i get distracted cleaning my room because i find awesome things.

2nd grade : "Okay, have your mom call my mom." 2 weeks of planning. "Finally I get to sleep over!" Now : "Hey wanna come over?" "Sure, see you in 20 mins."



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I could be doing so many other things
Sitting here couch doing this reading instead of pc
I could be saving the earth!

But I'm here
...damn