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Oi seems you made it to my profile.
Hmmm what to say what to ******** say. Oh!~
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Wait no.... I forgot.... damn. Don't you hate when that ******** happens? You find out the perfect thing to say and then right when you go to say it BAM! You fail at life. Like a truck driver just ran you over with his school bus full of underaged prostitues sucking his c**k and left you there to die on the ground while every other ******** decides to drive around you. No one thinks "Oh hey. Maybe I should ******** do something." No, they're more like "Eww body in middle of road. Drive around to next window pleeeease~" Tsk.... seriously.
And you know what makes it worse? You still can't remember what the ******** you were doing walking on that particular side walk in the first place. And as you lay there dieing, eye sight fading, you think to yourself "Damn..... I could have had a V8."
Next order of buisness~
I have a name but you won't know it.
Age? That's just a number to rub in the face of children on here.
Sexuality~ Does it matter? I'm taken.
Now I've been called quite a few things over my gaian life. This account (yes I have more) just happens to go by the names of:
Magic
Hidan
Mr. Faggy
Magie
That Guy
Bunny Boy
General Kanobi
Kan
God
<[] <;;; Yeah don't ask.
Anyway~ I will more than likely, offend, rape, flirt, or toy with you at one point. And if you want anymore information about me, just pm me. I'm not really such a cold heartless b*****d. Or am I? >3
Here's some quiz results I got. Yes I stole them from Kakuzu's profile, because I can.
What your name says about you.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.
You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.
You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
You Are Exciting Sexy
You are sexy because you are open minded. You find many things sexy.
And to be honest, you find many people sexy. It's hard for you to stick to one lover.
You need new experiences, new fantasies, and new lovers to stay interested in sex.
Otherwise, you get bored out of your mind... and you go looking for trouble.
You are open about your sexuality, and everyone knows exactly what your up to.
That way, no one gets hurt... and maybe more people will get turned on!
What's Sexy About Your Name?
Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"
You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people
Your flirting style: 100% natural
What turns you off: serious relationship talks
Why you're hot: you're totally addicting
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
It's Difficult For You to Fall in Love
Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?
It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.
In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.
Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go.
Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
You Should Rule Mars
Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system.
You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent.
Like Mars, you seems attractive and bright to others - but you're difficult to pin down.
You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future.
Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing... and are rather insensitive to others.
What Planet Should You Rule?
Your Butt Says You're Laid Back
You are an easygoing, trusting person. You don't get too worked up, because everything usually works out in life.
You are not afraid to flirt and show off what you've got. At times, you can be a bit full of yourself.
You find close relationships and romance difficult. You don't feel like you'll ever meet your true soulmate.
You are friendly and self-assured. You're not one to brag, but you're quite happy with yourself overall.
You tend to be a serious, straight laced kind of person. It takes you a while to warm up and let loose.
What Does Your Butt Say About You?
Your Last Words:
"Look ma! No hands!"
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Your Inner Color is Orange
Your Personality: A total daredevil, you'll try any thrill. You're easily bored and you prefer to be on the go.
You in Love: You see love as an adventure, and you find most men dull. You need someone who challenges you!
Your Career: Your ideal job is flexible, fun, and maybe a little dangerous. You have the makings of a private investigator or extreme athlete.
What's Your Inner Color?
You Are Pretty Happy
You generally have a happy, fulfilling life.
But things could be a little better, and deep down, you know it.
Maybe you need more supportive friends or a more challenging career.
Something is preventing you from being totally happy. You just need to figure out what it is!
How Happy Are You, Really?
You Are High Strung and a Bit Wild
You are a energetic, warm, optimistic person. You approach everything with a lot of enthusiasm.
When you're happiest, you are outgoing and expressive . You love celebrations, and you enjoy showing off a little.
You prefer change to come slowly. You need a long transition period when your life changes.
You find novelty to be the most comforting thing in the world. You love anything that's new or unusual.
Your ideal day is spent in contemplation. You enjoy a quiet day where you can take time to think and day dream.
You tend to live in the moment. You enjoy whatever is going on, and you don't obsess over the past or future.
The Autumn Test
You Are 56% Goth
You definitely have some gothicness going on, but you're far from being a stereotypical goth.
You enjoy certain elements of goth culture, but you're not going to be into something simply because it's goth.
It's likely that you're the type of person who totally defies labels. Good for you!
If you are into something, it's because you sincerely love it. Not because it projects a certain image.
Are You Goth?
You'll Have 1 True Love
You don't just believe in love at first site - you've experienced it.
You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter!
You are very prone to love - hate relationships.
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1
You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Your Rising Sign is Cancer
You are compassionate and kind. You are the one who gives security.
And while you sometimes tire of it, people always turn to you for advice.
Emotions are your domain, and you use tend to use them for good.
But you've also been know to be very manipulative when you need to be.
You're quite loyal to those you love most - friends and family.
For everyone else, you tend take time to build up trust.
What's Your Rising Sign?
But I'm an Aries! -flail-
You Are A Maple Tree
There's not anyone in this world quite like you.
You are full of imagination, ambition, and originality.
Shy but confident, you hunger for new experiences.
You have a good memory and learn easily.
You are sometimes nervous and always complex (especially in love).
What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are Very Passionate
You like people, but you're careful about who you get close to. Friendship is important to you... so important that you aren't just friends with anyone.
You have cold feet when it comes to love. You have a lot of uncertainty until you convince yourself to dive right in.
You are a passionate person. You are free wheeling, fun loving, and ruled by your emotions.
Your sense of humor is very physical. Your facial expressions or spot on imitations of people are hilarious.
The Beach Test
You Are Red
You are lively and fiery. You embrace the world and live passionately.
You are moody but generally enthusiastic. You love so many things.
You are able to have a lot of drive and focus. Some people would call this obsession.
You are aggressive about getting what you want in life. You look out for yourself first.
What Primary Color Are You?
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.
What Is Your Seduction Style?
You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
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