Quotes
"Mercy is for the weak!" - Bubbles
"Wow! He effectively silenced Omar by hitting him in the face." - Martin Mull Elementary student
"I will have the spaghetti and a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back." - Michael Scott
"You have given me what I wanted, not what you thought I wanted, or what you wanted me to want." - Mr. Spenser
"Tim, I'm crazy. If I murdered you for stealin' my coat, that would be a premeditated response to some perceived crime against me, which would not be crazy at all. That would make me a sane murderer. You pickin' up what I'm layin' down, Tim?" - Crazy Murderer Keith
"Every time you eat a steak, a hippie's hacky sack falls down the gutter." - Patton Oswalt
"Or we be flippin' them burgers at Wendy's, my *****. Y'na mean, with the fries and s**t. I do whatever, *****. Shakes, all that. Extra ketchup. Here, need some napkins? Y'feel me?" - Leonard
"Fried chicken refried? Damn." - William "Bill" Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive
"Aha! As I suspected. Thirty-two flavors." - The Question
"One may stray from the path of a man, one may stray from the path of a woman, but there is no straying from the path of a human! All friends must scatter into the sky of truth, and blossom! OKAMA WAY! By Bon Kurei." - Bon Kurei
"Everyone gets street cred for hitting Vegeta." - arvelous
"This isn't supposed to sink! It's made out of fish!" - Mung Daal
"Oh c'mon, gravity. You used to be cool." - Homer Simpson
"Excuse you, but I hold down the Shift button. I'm too stupid to use the Caps Lock button." - TridentBE
"A true outdoorsman knows the taste of all of God's creatures." - Crimson Clarity
"I thought you were a hundred percent. But maybe that is what you mean by semi lazy. You aren't a hundred and twenty percent. Only a hundred...you are too lazy to be a hundred and twenty percent, right?" - Hitokiri Dark Angel
"People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise." - W. Somerset Maugham
"Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit." - Bern Williams
"Sometimes you gotta keep doing it until someone looses patience." - Early Cuyler
"Be the change you want to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
"Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you: Do you think you are descended from...apes? From filthy animals, covered in fur, hair all over their body? Hair that grows back, even if we spend hours each day removing one by one any offending follicles from our face or chest or worse, back? With tweezers or dare I say more painful methods like harsh depilatory creams or sugar waxing? FULL BRAZILIAN!" - Myron Reducto
"Unfortunately, strangers do have the best candy." - Meatwad
"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things!" - Cavusporcelus
"No wonder they execute people at dawn. Who wants to live at 6AM?" - Riza Hawkeye
"I mean hey, I'm a nice person. When I see freaks on the street I don't stare, but I'm careful not to look away. See, because I want the freaks to feel comfortable." - Elaine Benes
"If you are a man, do it with a DON!" - Tom
"Every time someone commits a crime, Hitokiri eats a baby squirrel." - _rio-san_
"Well, the Wikipedia doesn't tell you what to do when........a descendant of Godzilla........attacks your office building!!!!!" - Toribail
"My advise to you folks is you gotta start jacking up the risk in your child care. You need to give your child a handful of death everyday and say, 'Eat up. That is life.'" - Ask a Ninja
"The clowns are nothing but ultimate evil. They want to be the dominant species on the planet and they'll destroy us all to make it happen!" - Billy
"Look, I just want some pants! A decent pair of pants!" - Braniac
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Lord Dark Helmet
"You did well. Suffering is good on the path to carnage." - Roronoa Zoro
"When you lose, don't lose the lesson." - Dalai Lama
"Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids." - Kids
"Aku Soku Zan" - Saitou Hajime (anime)
"Beware of enterprises that require new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau
"If you kill all of the wolves, you will have a crapload of bunnies. And by bunnies I mean stupid people." - Ask a Ninja
"Pride, when poked, gets petty." - Mazar Rackham
"To Hell with your 'limitations,' jerk. Who came up with s**t like that? As long as I don't see my limits, they ain't there." - Hanabishi Recca
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." - Mahatma Gandhi
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You know.. I don't think I have talked with you since you got that girlfriend. XP I hope all is going well.
Take care of yourself!
I hope life is going well for you. Though I miss our conversations.