About

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It's morning, in a tiny light-filled house. Inside a bright green room, you find this bleary-eyed, green-haired, nocturnal creature in her light-blue robe, with the music far too loud than neccesary, on her computor typing the remnants of a plot for a story she'll never finish.

Her name is Hitomi. She is thirteen years old, and she is an otaku.

She stretches, rubs her eyes, and starts singing along to "I Am" playing at deafening levels. She has no idea what she's saying, but she knows it by heart.

She stands, and goes to kiss her InuYasha calender, which she still keeps up, even though it's from 2009. She starts to head for the computor chair again, but she slips and falls over a copy of the Fruits Basket manga she was reading last night. She lands face-first on the dirt-encrusted floor she'll never get around to cleaning, and spots that Chibi Vampire she lost two weeks ago. (It's the one where Anju becomes a full vampire.) She blows the dust off it, and places it neatly in the pile with the others.

She picks up the donut from last night, and swears aloud when she discovers it left an oily residue on her hiragana practice sheet. She angrily takes a bit of the hardened pastry, and makes a mental note to copy that over onto a new sheet of paper. She checks her phone for messages, and there are none. Like usual. But she puts that thought aside and adjusts her cheetah-print Snuggie over her computor chair. (A present for her sister's 9th birthday from Baa-chan.)

By this time, the skinny green monster on the outside is banging on her door shrieking in it's native tongue. She sticks her head out, and it commands her to do the dishes. She groans, making a much bigger deal of it than it is. "Can't I just get a root canal with no novacane?" It shrieks again, and salivates wildly. "Alright, alright, I'm going!" She jumps over the gate leading to the living room, and is immediately attacked by the Twins. The Twins are Hime-sama and Teki-sama. The Princess is desperate for attention, and the Enemy is trying to get her as muddy as possible with it's paws. She dodges, and fights her way to the kitchen, where she unloads the dishwasher and puts the dishes away in a semi-neat fashion. Once that is done, she does the laundry because she knows she'll have to anyway.

She puts a load of towels in the washer, only to find that there is no detergent left. She picks the anger mark off her forehead and leaves it for the monster.

She walks into the living room to see the Large One in his usual place on the couch, with Chibi perched on his belly. The Large One is bald and, well, large, and his one true love is his television set. Chibi is a tiny little demon with blue eyes and bright orange hair layered around her head, and she lives to make Hitomi miserable. Together, the two make an unstoppable pair.

"Hi Buffalo," Chibi calls, her eyes still glued to the television screen. They are watching The Way of the Dragon again. Buffalo has been Chibi's nickname for Hitomi for as long as the two can remember. The Large One looks at her and nods.

Hitomi sits and watches the movie for a moment, but then gets up, grabs a fresh Mocha Cola, and heads back to the retreat of her room. She sits down and begins typing....

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Hajimemashite! Hitomi desu!

From what you read above, I am an otaku, specializing in InuYasha and Fruits Basket.

I have a mother (the monster), a sister (Chibi), and a father (the Large One). I love music, especially JPOP, and play it constantly. I cannot live without my iPod Touch. I like talking in third person, so you'll see me doing that quite often.

I have several talents: I am gifted in music and language (though I am too lazy to put these talents to use), I am actually quite intelligent (but, again, I am too preoccupied with stupid things to study), but I also have some stupid moments. For example, I just yesterday discovered that Liam Neeson and Qui-Gon Jin are the same person. Yeah.

Also, (Fun Fact!) I have a high tolerance for vinegar. I can literally drink a half gallon of pickle juice in under an hour.

I have a thing for doing dangerous things while my parents are away. Piercing nose = Did it! Piercing friend's upper ear for her (and messing up) = Did it! Giving myself tattoo with actual tattoo gun and doing it right = Did it! And I regret none of it. (Still have the tattoo, too! It's awesome! The nose ring got infected though... Had to take it out...)

I love emo nerds and chivalrous martial artists!

I love Tuesdays!

I love Miroku!

I'll be anybody's friend!

LEOS RULE!!

Random People Are Fun People!

Have a nice day!