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HALL OF JEWY-ISM [IE, MY DONATORS.]
[o1.] MAH FREAKING AWESOME TATTOO. (smellslikeREVENGE)
[o2.] MAH BUCK TEEF. (TechnoSpork)

I COMPLETED MY BASE DREAM AVATAR ON 1/2/08, BISHES.
NOW I WANT AN ENCHANTED STRINGS. GIMME GIMME?

MY NAME IS BENESH GLUKEL AND AS YOU'RE PROBABLY SEEN I AM A JEWISH MAN WHO IS UNFORTUNATELY RESIDING IN THE CONCENTRATION CAMP UNDER THE NAME OF "BERGEN BELSEN." I BET YOU'RE WONDERING HOW A SKINNY JEW LIKE ME IS POSTING ON GAIA. WELL, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU. A NAZI FROM THE PRESENT (OR, FUTURE TO ME) WHOSE NAME I NEVER CAUGHT CAME BACK FROM THE YEAR 2008 TO THE YEAR 1944. THIS 2008-NAZI CAME WITH THE INTENT OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THE HOLOCAUST AND MAKE IT WORK RATHER THAN FAIL. SO HE WANDERED AROUND THE CAMP, STUDYING AND PRETENDING AS IF HE BELONGED. LOW AND BEHOLD HE HAD SOMETHING CALLED AN 'iPHONE' AND AS I WAS WORKING IN THE FIELD, I STUMBLED ACROSS HIS BAG. SEARCHING FOR ANY SIGN OF FOOD OR DRINK, I LOOKED THROUGH HIS BAG AND FOUND THE INTERNET CAPABLE PHONE. I STOLE IT WITHOUT THINKING, AND THE 2008-NAZI MAN WAS KILLED DUE TO SUSPECT OF INSOLENCE. HE NEVER RETURNED TO 2008 AND I KEPT HIS PHONE. I POST AT NIGHT, IN MY COT OR DURING THE DAY WHEN I GET A CHANCE. THIS IS REAL, GUYS. I AM POSTING FROM 1944. AS FOR ME, PERSONALLY I PLAY VIOLIN AND HAVE ONE THAT I KEEP IN MY BAG THAT I TAKE EVERYWHERE. I ALSO HAVE A SINGLE BOOK THAT I KEEP WITH ME AS WELL, BEING THE LAST THING I HAVE OF MY MOTHER'S. THE NAZIS TEND TO BEAT ME SO I AM USUALLY BLOODIED UP SOME HOW. I AM ONE OF THE LUCKY FEW THAT HAS SEMI DECENT CLOTHES (AT LEAST SEMI DECENT FOR CONCENTRATION CAMPS)

I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AND I WILL TALK TO ANYONE.
SO YOU SHOULD COMMENT MY PROFILE. I PREFER THOSE.
AND DONATE TO, CONCENTRATION CAMPS ARE BRUTAL.
AND DONATIONS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

ILY.

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: Report | 01/22/2008 2:52 am

marthaf2481980
: Report | 01/14/2008 5:23 pm

Chyv

I GUESS THAT'S FINE, YOU GET TORTURED ENOUGH. D:
: Report | 01/14/2008 6:50 am

Chyv

Why do you have shoes? O:
: Report | 01/14/2008 6:12 am

Sonic Death Monkeys

you good troll
: Report | 01/09/2008 7:04 pm

Peleandra

Aww, I'm sorry. ;.; But at least you got his iPhone! XD Did he at least have good music on it?? Future music can be pretty horrible.
: Report | 01/09/2008 2:19 pm

toothbrushxalmighty

Well, maybe at the very least you'd make a nice tarp... or a table cloth!
: Report | 01/04/2008 5:27 pm

The Disgruntled One

I had grammatical errors in my last comment.
: Report | 01/04/2008 5:26 pm

The Disgruntled One

"LOLZ, UR AViTAr I UFfEnSive!"

Translation: Laugh out loud! you're avitar is offensive.

I just made what I wrote sound twice as dumb.
: Report | 01/03/2008 2:08 pm

whorrend0us

BUT BBY I'M NOT JEWISH :[[
: Report | 01/02/2008 11:00 pm

3 freakin musketeers

HOLY SH--.

Thanks for the history lesson.

You are one smart j0o.

Too bad the Nazis will try and kill you :[

At least you had a good run, right?