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WARNING
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you
read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you
have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't
think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so
impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all
who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do
you think Everything you're supposed to think? By what you're told
you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the
opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit
your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your
humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned .......
"It was my destiny to be here; in a box." - Naked Snake From Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
"Damn you all!!!" - Stewie in Family Guy
"Gentlemen this could very well lead to the end of the world... of warcraft."
"damn compost-eaters..." - dad in front of the tv, looking at a vegan program for alot of years ago.
"im just invisible when you're not looking."
"everyone is alike except you."
"Naughty little fly
Why does it cry
Caught in a web
soon you will be...
Eaten" - gollum in the lord of the rings movies. he sings it in that place with the giant spider (never remembers the name) dont think the song is in the books tho.
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